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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 13 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 45 views
  • 13 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 44 views
  • 21 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 52 views
  • 24 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 48 views
  • 28 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 91 views
Jul
17th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: He Can’t Walk, It’s Amazing · 4:04pm Jul 17th, 2020

”I’m sorry, but... but Oculus... he’s suffering partial paralysis in his legs.”

”Oh. Oh, that makes sense, doesn’t it? Because... because he shot me in my side.”

”Is... is it curable?”

”Well, not curable per se, but yes. We’ll try treating his injury, and he may be able to walk again, but until then, he should probably stay here.”

”O-Okay.”

”I’ll leave you two alone to talk this out.”

”This is strangely starting to feel like a soap opera.”

*sigh* “I don’t know why this is happening... why you? Everything seemed to be so normal before...”

”Well, we know Pentagon won’t stop until he kills me, and, well... now I can’t walk, so...”

”Are you even taking this seriously...?”

“No. Why would I?”

”Because you were shot, Oculus! And it kills me to see you like this almost even more than it... it’s killing you....”

”Hey, c’mere...”

(They hug...)

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Comments ( 52 )

Aww...it's sad he can't walk, but the ending was sweet, at least

5311222

”Aww, well, I try.”

*ahem* “Hellooooo!”

5311223
Stop it stop it stop it! Go away already!

5311224
”Yeah, I’m just gonna step right out and say it; getting me paralyzed was super not cool.”

5311226
That's an understatement. But it's nice you're standing up for yourself, Oculus

5311228
”Believe me, getting angry‘ll just waste my energy. Besides, this whole thing just became a stale, overused joke. I... couldn’t care less about being shot or paralyzed. At this point, anyway.”

5311229
Oh, Oculus...*turns to Pentagon* look what you did to him. And I'm not just talking about the injury

5311230
“Hey, as long as he ain’t bothered by it, what’s so bad about it?”

5311231
Why do you think he isn't bothered? Because you pushed him to this state where he can't care about anything!

5311232
*mutters* “Like killing himself.”

5311235
Yeah, and who do you think gave him a reason to?!

5311237
”Believe me, I’d rather kill him myself, but... what’re the odds?”

”You’re hilarious.”

5311240
Just go away Pentagon

5311242
”But I wanna stay and show my bestest friend some support!”

5311248
Every single word that just left your mouth was a big lie and you know it. Now get the heck out of here

5311250
”Well, okay. I guess I’ll just leave. With my legs. My working and fully functioning legs.”

5311254
Will you stop rubbing salt in the wound? It's just adding asalt to your list of crimes. Yeah, I went there.

5311258
”Oh, fine. You’re no fun.”

(Pentagon takes his hoof and digs it into Oculus’ side...)

”Will... you... stop that?!”

*digging his hoof in even further* “What? I’m just giving you a nice— massage...”

5311262
Alright, out! *pushes Pentagon away from Oculus and towards door*

5311264
”Keep away from those knives now, Oculus!”

5311270
*sighs* “So, what now? I’m stuck here, so I can’t get a job... and even if I tried, my reputation is shattered...”

5311272
There's got to be a job that will take you...

5311275
“No... everywhere in the hive won’t accept me, and since the incident at the School of Twiggles is best pony, everyone’s been avoiding me in Ponyville.”

5311279
What about outside Ponyville or the hive?

5311281
”I haven’t tried that. I might have to move out of the hive, but...” *sigh* “I might as well.”

5311286
I know there's a way to prove you innocent...there's got to be...

5311286
“...Anyone seen Bezier?”

5311286
I have a job for ya. Pays well, and has benefits. But you may not like it, last guy quit recently and I don't blame him.

5311289
“I’m starting to lose faith in that.”

5311290
”...Not lately.”

5311297
How about I get Gallus and Smolder to help me sling Pentagon up the flagpole until he confesses?

5311300
”No. I keep saying not to do things like that...”

5311293
“...What is it...?”

5311297
“Well, she did say that she was gonna keep fighting for your innocence... alone.”

5311305
But if he confesses, it means that you'll be free. You can go back to your old job, you won't be banned from the School of Friendship...

5311311
*sigh* “I guess...”

5311308
“Let’s hope she doesn’t put Pentagon in the hospital, too...”

5311318
I'm going to go find him...maybe instead of the flagpole thing, Silverstream can help me dunk him a few times-I'll tell her we're playing a game, and that if we win you'll be okay.

5311318
“She’d never do that because her best friend didn’t want it.”

5311305
Receptionist for tortured souls. Gotta deal with a lot of screaming, so bring some noise cancelling headphones. Also, you're gonna have to move dimensions or risk having ol' sunbutt on our backs about how "unsafe" dimensional travel is.

5311324
”Heh... she really likes games.”

5311325
“You’re right, you’re right...”

5311329
Yep. Now, I need to go ask Pentagon if he can swim...I promise we'll only hold him under for a few seconds, just enough to startle him, but just in case Silverstream gets distracted and lets go...

5311329
“She said something about ‘exposing him in front of everyone.”

5311334
”Like... physically, or...?”

5311333
“I wouldn’t want you to kill the prick...”

5311340
“Nono, not physically.”

5311340
I know, that's why I'll ask if he can swim. If he can't, I'll go back to the flagpole idea. Or I'll loot his room and see if I find anything incriminating, that's always a good way to find waterproof, bulletproof, airtight proof.

5311341

”Well, how...?”

5311343
“I guess that works.”

5311344
Yeah. Probably sneak into his room first-I'll enlist Gallus for that-and if I don't find anything, he and Smolder can help me tie him to the flagpole until he confesses.

5311348
”Heh... you guys are really going out of your way, aren’t you...?”

5311350
He hurt you. He will pay.

5311353
“I dunno, I just can’t find a reason to care anymore.”

5311357
Then we'll care for you. We'll help you, and give Pentagon the karma he deserves.

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