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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 14 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 45 views
  • 14 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 45 views
  • 22 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 52 views
  • 24 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 49 views
  • 29 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 91 views
Jul
17th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Scars · 4:13am Jul 17th, 2020

”Will you please stop hugging me...?”

”Not until you tell me you want to live...”

*sigh* “Ocellus...”

”You’re not going to say it, are you...?”

”Look, Ocellus, I love you, but I need some space to breathe, and—“

”Wait, what are these bruises on your hooves...?”

”It’s nothing, just... just let me go.”

”Oculus, what are you doing to your hooves?!”

”Look, they’ll disappear with my next molt, it’s fine!”

“No, it’s not! I mean, what would your friends think?!”

”I think you and my friends should mind their own business!

(Silence...)

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Comments ( 77 )

Uh oh! That dosn't seem good!

Oh no...this does not bode well...

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“I said it’s nothing, it doesn’t matter.”

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Keep saying what you want...

...I’m gonna do something.

5310883
Oculus, we're just concerned about you...

5310884
”No, don’t! Just stay out of it, please.

5310887
“Well— well you shouldn’t be. I can be concerned about myself, I just choose not to be.”

5310888
Oculus, this has gone far enough...I'm gonna go give him a piece of my mind...or my hoof. Whichever comes first.

5310891
“No! I said no... don’t...”

5310893
Oculus, he's driven you to this point, we can't let him continue to harass you like this

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“Well, at this point, the only people harassing me are all of you!

”Oculus, they’re your friends...”

”Well, I’m sorry if they’re making me angry.

5310899
Well...if that's how you feel...I'll leave you alone, just tell me to...

5310900
”H-He... he doesn’t mean that. He’s just a bit cranky.”

5310904
I know. But really the only thing I want to do is go sink my hoof into the cherry jerk's face.

5310908
*sigh* “Okay... do what you want, I guess I can’t really stop you...”

5310910
Oculus...I said I wanted to do it. I never said I would. I won't without your permission-I promised you that, remember?

5310911
”I just— I don’t even remember anymore...”

5310919
”I’m sorry, I just...”

(He glances at the closet, where his gun still lies...)

5310920
Please don't...we can be there for you...we all will be there

5310921
”No! No, you won’t. It’s just— just one huge fucking lie! Any of you! Any of you could be Pentagon!”

5310922
Oculus, I know a way to prove we're not. If it helps

5310923
*teleports to the closet, then teleports back with his pistol in his, uh, aura?* “What is it, then? Show me!”

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Okay, it's two options, really. The first: before interacting with anyone, ask them a personal question only the real them would know the answer too. Though since Pentagon seems pretty thorough in his stalking, there's a second: Zecora has a salve that can tell the difference between the real creature and a copycat.

5310926
“That’s... actually pretty thorough.”

“Yeah... yeah, it is— please put the gun down.”

5310927
Yeah, I guess it is. Though Ocellus is right, please put the gun away

5310929
”What? What’s wrong with it? It can stay with us.”

”Hello! Thought I’d pop in.”

5310930
On second thought, I have a few suggestions on where you can stick it...

5310933
”What, in his mouth? Go ahead, Oc!”

”I— hurrgh—!

(Pentagon had pushed the barrel of the gun into Oculus’ mouth...)

5310937
*Yanks out with purple aura* Stop it! Why don't you put it up your a-s-s instead? See how you like it!

5310939
“No, no, no, see, you’re not holding it right, let me see—“ *he yanks it back with his own bright red aura*

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Not a chance! *Pulls back in own purple aura, holding far away from all the creatures* Will you just stop it already?!

5310943
“Hey, be careful with that, give it here...”

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Why do you think I'm pointing it away from us? *Slowly levitates to Oculus* Please promise me you won't use it...

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*he yanks it back* “Yeah, yeah, I won’t use it, or whatever.”

”Yoink!”

(Pentagon tackles Oculus and yanks the gun into his own magical grasp and pins it to Oculus’ side. Then, he fires, but on accident...)

“Woah!”

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”Sweet... fucking... Chrysalis...!”

Oculus!” *darts over* “Are you alright?!”

”Theres... there’s a lot of blood...”

“Hey... hey... stay with me, okay?”

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Do you need me to heal him?

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No! No, stay away from him, I don’t want anymore magic to affect him worse than he already is...”

*mutters* “I don’t see why you’re so upset...”

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You...you did this to him...you did all this to him...*ears flop down and tears fall as she grits her teeth*

5310956
“Hey, um, maybe you should call an ambulance...?”

5310959
Get. The eff. Out. *grabs phone in magic and passes to Ocellus* Here, call for help. I'll handle him.

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(While Ocellus calls an ambulance...)

“Well, ain’t this going in my favor now?”

5310961
How do you figure? *growls and lowers into attack stance*

5310962
”Ah. So you admit it?”

5310963
I admit what? That you did this?

5310965
”Basically.”

5310966
I've known this was all because of you this whole time. Why would you ask if I admitted I knew?

5310968
”Hey, don’t mind me. I’m just here to rub it in.”

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You little...raahh! *leaps and pins him to the ground*

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