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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 14 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 46 views
  • 14 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 45 views
  • 22 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 52 views
  • 25 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 49 views
  • 29 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 91 views
Jul
15th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: The Goal Gets Closer · 3:37pm Jul 15th, 2020

”I honestly don’t even know how I survived this long...”

(Oculus lay on the floor of the hotel room Thorax provided for him and Ocellus...)

*loading a pistol* “But now I can finally be happy...”

(Smiling one last time, Oculus took the barrel of the gun in his mouth and fired...)


(Oculus jerked awake in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, then fell out of bed...)

”Oh no... oh no, oh no, oh no...”

*jolts awake as well* “Oculus? Oculus, what’s wrong?”

”Oh, sweet merciful Chrysalis, no...”

Report ItsGriffy · 100 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Comments ( 45 )

5309264
”No, I literally just dreamt about killing myself!”

What?!

5309270
”Well, thanks for being concerned... I don’t think I’ll end up doing anything rash, but... but wow...”

5309271
Please talk to me if you’re having trouble I’m super worried

5309272
”Well, there’s nothing to talk about besides what just happened...”

Sweet mother of Luna, Oculus, are you alright?!

5309279
”Y-Yeah! Y-Yeah, I’m alright, I’m fine.”

“Y-You don’t sound like it...”

5309280
Ocellus is right, you don't sound okay....

5309285
*sigh* “Why me...?”

“We still don’t know why Pentagon would make him so miserable. Honestly, we never even knew him until now...”

5309289
Yeah, I was wondering why Pentagon would attack Oculus of all creatures...

5309290
”The asshole’s name is Pentagon. I think it automatically makes him a sadist...”

*puts a hoof on his back* “Hey, don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll stop once he’s... satisfied.”

5309291
Yeah, well I don't think you can wait for that. At the rate he's going he'll probably destroy the whole hive just to get rid of every place Oculus can stay.

5309293
*sigh* “Maybe I should just leave the hive while I’m at it...”

5309294
No, Oculus, it's probably what he wants. You can't give in to him

5309295
”Well, it’s either that or... or...”

”Oculus...”

5309296
Oculus, you will be okay. You don't have to leave

5309297
”But he’ll just end up hurting everyone else if I don’t...”

5309299
Oculus, people are going to be hurt regardless. I rather it be us getting hurt to help a friend than getting hurt from fleeing

5309302
*sigh* “You’re right. I’ve just lost all will to try anything anymore and—“

”Did someone say ‘constant failure’?”

5309304
No, we didn't. Unless we're talking about your attempts to drive us away from Oculus, in which case, yes

5309306
”Hey, I may not have driven all of you away from Oculus, but looking at that dream, I can sure drive him away from all of you.”

”I... he’s right...”

5309307
Good luck trying to. If we're not letting you drive us away, then there's no way we'd let Oculus leave.

5309308
“Hey, as long as he doesn’t hurt himself, who am I to stop you? Oh wait, he will.”

5309309
You little...*slaps*

5309311
Ow—! ...You know, suddenly, it’s got me thinking...”

”What now...?”

”What’ll it be, Oculus? What’ll be the thing that kills you? Pick your poison, we’re all waiting.”

”...”

5309313
Don't listen to him Oculus

5309314
”Will it be your underage drinking...? Or— or maybe you’ll share the same fate as your dream counterpart.”

5309315
No, Oculus, don't listen to him, he's doing this on purpose!

5309316
”I—“

“Maybe it’s your vaping addiction. After all, we don’t know how well you’ve been taking it since Ocellus threw your Juul away.”

5309318
Pentagon, one more word and I'll send you to Tartarus and let Cerberus do the rest

5309319
”Okay, okay. I’m just saying.”

“...”

5309321
Shut. Up. Oculus, don't listen to him, please

5309322
“...I...”

”A-Are you okay?”

”Y-Yeah... y-yeah, I’m fine...”

5309321
*sternly* “Dude... enough.

5309323
You don't sound okay...

5309325
”Okay, okay. Heh. You guys are some protective friends, I’ll give you that.”

5309327
“I just— I just need some alone time.”

5309329
Alright, if you're sure

5309330
“Oculus... p-please don’t think anymore about what he said...“

*sigh*

5309331
I agree with Ocellus, please don't listen to him

5309335
”Okay, I guess...”

5309338
It'll be okay Oculus. Remember, there are so many creatures who :heart: you

5309341
“Heh... t-thank you...”

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