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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 17 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 53 views
  • 17 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 48 views
  • 25 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 56 views
  • 27 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 51 views
  • 32 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 94 views
Jul
15th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Ruining His Day Even More · 3:05am Jul 15th, 2020

(Bezier and Oculus are enjoying some Cheer-Up donuts...)

”How are you so calm about all this?”

”I’m just used to it, I guess... a lot’s been happening lately, it’s just a waste of energy to get angry.”

”If I ever get my hooves on that cherry-tomato motherf—“


(Bezier watches as Oculus gets thrown out of the restaurant...)

”What did you even do?

”Apparently, they don’t accept homeless bugs.

”Aww, buddy...”

*watching from afar* “Any minute now...”

*comes running* “Oculus! Oculus, Oculus, Oculus!”

”Wait, what’s wrong—“

*tackles him in a crying hug* “M-My house... s-someone set... someone set my house on fire...”

*hugs her back* “There, there...”

”Okay, now this is just ridiculous! He couldn’t get rid of your girlfriend the first time, so now he tries to kill her?!”

*loud sobbing*

”He's going out of his way to make sure I have nowhere to stay.”

*huffs*

Comments ( 51 )

Alright who am I killing! *loads crossbow with Malicious intent*

”This has gone on far enough...”

Alright that's the last straw! It's dimension-banishing time!

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”Please don’t do anything rash... the kid’s, like, fifteen. He doesn’t know any better...”

5308982
I don’t care ya don’t fuck with my friends and get away with it!

5308981
“Look, if you banish him, he’ll just find a way out of there somehow. By magic, or by... something else...”

5308985
Fine. Let's go with maiming then.

5308982
“Fifteen?! He’s a year younger than I am!”

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5308988
“Yeah, well, what does it look like for a practical grown adult to send his friends after some teenager?”

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*sigh* “Okay...”

5308993
Um...I'm fifteen, I think that cancels that out

5308996
*sigh* “I don’t know why I’m still alive to put up with this...”

5308997

”I don’t think it makes it any better!

5309002
It at least softens the blow, it would be seen as two teenagers just having a brawl.

5309004
”It’s true, I really don’t know why...”

5309007
”Yeah, yeah, I’ll give you that one... still, I don’t want you getting into it like that...”

5309012
“I swear, I’m gonna do something about this.”

5309012
Oh, fine. It is nice of you that you don't want me having to do that. Still, if he does anything else at least let me slap him.

5309014

”How? He’ll just find a way to poke around our friendship some more...”

5309011

”Yeah...”

5309017
Fine I’ll just have pinkie and Rainbow prank him until he stops

5309015
”Oh really?”

”Pentagon, go away...”

”If it makes you sad, I just wanna stay here even more! Heh.”

5309017
“I’ll show everyone what he’s done to you.”

5309020
*slaps Pentagon with wing* you heard him, f off

5309019
”No! No, don’t do that! H-He’ll do something horrible to them...”

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”They won’t care...”

”No Duh. Not even your parents do.”

5309024
“How do you know?”

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”Ow...”

”Please, just leave...”

”Nope. I’ve got someone else to talk to.”

Y'know Oculus, if you ever need help with this I can lend you my services at a steep discount. *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

5309026
”If you’re referring to what I said, I literally stalk him 24/7, and the idiot never sees me.”

“A-And I just know it. Because if he’s so able to turn everyone else against me, he’s able to make it so they don’t care...”

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”Please don’t do anything to hurt him...”

5309031
“We’ll see about that.”

5309024
So you got two options one I kill him or two I kill him

5309031
Hurt would be the last thing on his mind, surviving would take a much more forward seat.

5309032
*sigh* “I-I just don’t think it’ll work, Bez.”

5309033
“I’d rather you not do any of those...”

5309036
Something needs to be done!

5309036
“I... I don’t know either, but I have to try.”

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”N-Not that kind of thing.”

5309038
“I guess. I mean, I can’t really stop you, but...”

”Oho, it’s getting bad for you, isn’t it...?”

”Please stop...”

5309039
Don’t worry, Oculus... I’m gonna try.

5309039
I can’t sit here and do nothing

5309043
”It’s fine, you don’t have to...”

5309044
Ok killing it is! I have a friend who’s great at it!

5309046
”No, don’t do that... I’m begging you.”

5309046
“Look, I’m his best friend, I should able to do something.”

5309049
”Look, I don’t want either of you to get into it...”

5309052
”No! No, there is no plan!”

5309054
There is now!

I got this Orange don’t worry!

5309055
“Guys, don’t do this, you’ll just make it worse...”

5309057
no fallout come on

But but!

No butts mister your not killing anypony

Awwww

5309059
”Thank you...”

”Dude, your friends are idiots.”

*sigh*

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