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JayBear


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    ”Wait a minute— hey, Ocellus!”

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    ”Oculus! Oculus, where are you...?”

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    ”Oh, Oculus...”

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  • Today
    CT 6

    ”Ocellus!”

    ”Leave me alone! I-I should’ve known Passion was right...”

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  • Wednesday
    Camping Trip 5

    ”Alright, um... we might as well get moving on finding that spare tire so we can get back home.”

    ”Right. I’ll try to see if I can spot the nearest gas station...”

    (Hikari takes off...)

    ”Well... anyone seen Oculus? We need to see if he’s feeling well enough to help.”

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Jul
14th
2020

Molting Again · 9:59pm July 14th

”Oculus, you’ve been lying around in here for hours on the phone! You haven’t even been outside yet!”

*in his ultimate gay boy* “Can you see the hating ass bitch? Me too!”

*huffs* “You are just so disrespectful!”

”Umm, I’m being respectful to myself.

”That doesn’t even make any sense!”

”Excuse me, where the fuck’s my Juul?”

“Wait... Wait, you’ve been vaping?!

”Duh.”

”Oculus, that’s bad for you. You shouldn’t vape. Where’s your Juul so I can throw it away?!”

”I told you; I don’t fucking know!”

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Comments ( 28 )

Heh, I would like to assist Ocellus in finding said Juul so she may throw it away

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“Don’t you even fucking dare...”

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Hm? Oh, would you look at that. I dared.

Take it from Mitchell here:

“Vaping bad. Drinking good.”

Dude, what the hell?

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”You know what? I should try that!”

”Wait, no—“

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*growls*

”Easy, there...”

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“Go on. Try it, it solves everything.”

Mitchell! You’re supposed to help him get off his vaping addiction!

“I am! By giving him another one.”

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Is it so wrong for me to agree with Ocellus about making sure you don't give yourself lung disease?

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“Oculus...”

”I just bought an entire case of Tequila. Swing first, bitch.”

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“Well— God Damn it, I hate being wrong.”

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Well, you’re molting and about to get drunk, so I don’t wanna be anywhere near you when you go batshit crazy, so you two have fun getting drunk.

“Suit yourself.”

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Then by that logic, why don't you hate vaping?

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”Because it gives me something to feel bad about: myself.”

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“Your loss.”

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Oi...:facehoof: You shouldn't feel bad about yourself.

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Whatev’s. Peace. *Walks off.*

“Bye wuss.” *Turns to Oculus* “So you want first swig?”

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”Hell yeah!”

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”My life is in the process of being ruined by some guy I don’t even know.”

”Wait, you don’t even know me?!”

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“Alright then. Bottoms up!”

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*now sounding normal, yet more stressed* ”I lost my job, and...”

”Hey, your molt’s over!”

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Oh, yay! It's over!

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*committing face to desk contact* “Yaaaaay...”

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Uh...isn't that a good thing?

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”I just remembered that I lost my job...”

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Oh...how did you lose your job?

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”Pentagon...”

”I’ve been trying to get his mind off it for days. That’s why we went to that bar.”

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Oh...dangit Pentagon...

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*groans*

“I’m helping him pay his bills until he can get another job.”

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Aw...poor Oculus...

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“Yeah... he’ll find one soon, I’m sure of it...”

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