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JayBear


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  • Today
    Visage(s)

    (The gang had been traveling down the same corridor, all ready to face the figure standing calmly at the end...)

    ”Oculus...”

    ”Why, hello there. Funny seeing you lot here.”

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    12 comments · 26 views
  • Friday
    Visage

    ”Calm down, Passion Fruit...”

    ”Umbra, I can’t! Oculus was there, he... strangled me with his bloody hooves, and now I have bloody hoof prints on my neck. That’s not... that’s not something to be calm about!”

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    19 comments · 34 views
  • Friday
    Choke

    (Passion Fruit looked down and gasped, as he was five feet above the air and dangling against the wall. Chains led all the way up to his stomach. Bloody chains, that looked shockingly familiar...)

    ”I-I... Wha...”

    (Passion Fruit gasped for air the moment he realized that he had lost the ability to breathe. Then, as he thought...)

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    14 comments · 24 views
  • Friday
    Feelings

    (Ocellus found herself walking through a bright corridor, and it eventually led to what looked like a large ball room. It was crowded with ponies, all chatting happily, and dressed nice...

    It wasn’t long before she found herself dressed in her own way, too. A layered, pink dress. Nothing too special, nothing too bland...

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    12 comments · 36 views
  • Friday
    I Can Make You

    (Hikari found herself in the middle of the woods, staring into an abandoned, wooden cabin...

    When she saw who was inside, looking right back at her, she hid...)

    ”Come in, come in.”

    ”Oh!”

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    11 comments · 19 views
Jul
14th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Execution · 4:37pm July 14th

*watching from afar in some random bar* ”There’s no way he won’t feel this one, heheh...”

*giggling* “Okay, slow down.”

”I’m facking—“ *hic* “—invincible!”

(Oculus begins to take the first sip of his sixth mug of cider...)

”He thinks it’s salt... but it’s actually sodium cyanide! Muahaha— I really need to work on my evil laugh.”

(Pentagon grins even wider as Oculus drinks down the poisoned cider, getting most of the “salt” from the rim...)

”Oooh... they put salt on this one! I likey...”

”You’re a hilarious drunk, Oculus.”

”Wait, no! How did I mix the salt up with...” *looks at his own mug of cider* “Oh, wait...” *faints*

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Comments ( 41 )

And he’s out Ladies and gentlemen

5308477
”Scooooooore!!” *falls over out of his own drunkenness*

5308478
Oh he’s gonna feel that In the morning

5308481
*just sipping out of a regular soda bottle* “You think...?”

Ooh...he's the worst kind of evil mastermind...the one who's plans backfire without the help of the secret agent

5308483
Are you going to help him?

5308485
”We’re going home soon, don’t worry. I’ve just gotta wait for everyone else to be ready.”

5308484
“At least we —somehow— never notice him stalking us.”

5308487
True. Don't know how you don't ever see him though. If he could see you from where he was in the bar...

5308489
*crawling out from under the table* “Have... have you ever thought about—“ *hic* “—About plot convenience...?”

5308490
Eh, it's overrated. But fair point

5308493
”Thanks! Heh...”

”Are.. are you okay?”

”I think... I think I’m gonna throw up...”

5308498
Um...Ocellus, maybe you should take him home now

5308502
”No! No, I’m fine...”

”I think she’s right. Let’s go home.”

”You... you can’t make me!”

5308505
I think she kind of can

5308508
”Oh— Oh really?”

5308511
Well, I doubt you could really argue right now

5308514
”I— Okay, f-fair point...”

5308515
Yep. You guys going to grab Pentagon on the way out or...?

5308516
”Ive called an ambulance. They’ll be here soon, I believe.”

”Heheh. Sucker.”

”Alright, let’s go home.”

”No!” *turns into a turtle and hides in his shell*

5308518
Ah, alright. But isn't the turtle Zenex's thing?

5308519
*turns back* “Is it?”

5308522
Yeah. He calles it Turtle-ShellingTm

5308525
”Huh. Well, since it’s already trademarked, I don’t wanna get sued...” *gasp* “Floor Tileing!” *turns into a floor tile*

*sigh*

5308528
At this point I'd just drag him home Ocellus

5308533
”I’d rather not make a scene...”

“She won’t stoop down to my level. I’ll always win when it comes to stooping.”

*nonverbal frustration*

5308534
But he's a floor tile, right? So just pick him up and carry him out. Besides, Pentagon's rescue by ambulance will probably cause enough of a scene you can slip away.

5308537
”Wait, no... I didn’t think about that.”

”Good idea!” *levitates floor tile Oculus* “Let’s go.”

”Noooo! I-I’m too drunk to change back!”

5308538
Good, that makes it easier for Ocellus

5308539
Betrayal!

”Come on. You can whine about us ‘Judases’ at home.”

5308540
Yeah, probably better than making a scene

5308543
”I-I’m— I’m gonna cry, Ocellus! You’re making me upset!“

”I’m not falling for that again.”

5308545
Better to take him away before everyone starts noticing the talking floor tile

5308546
”I’m trying. I just don’t want him to—“

(Oculus changes back and ends up weighing Ocellus down...)

*uncontrollable sobbing*

*sigh*

5308547
Let me guess, you were going to say 'change back'? *sighs*

5308549
”Yep...”

(Everyone else starts looking at them...)

”Not again...”

5308551
I'd hurry and pull him out

5308552
”He’s... too... heavy.”

“I don’t wanna go home!”

5308553
You want some help levitating him home?

5308554
”Please, and thank you—“

*overly loud whining*

5308556
Alright, let's get him home *lifts in purple aura and walks out door with him*

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