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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 17 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 53 views
  • 17 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 48 views
  • 25 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 56 views
  • 27 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 51 views
  • 32 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 95 views
Jul
14th
2020

Ruining Is Life 101: Getting Him Fired · 1:48am Jul 14th, 2020

”Do you know this hooligan?”

(The guard brings out Pentagon...)

”W-Well, listen, I—“

”Do you know how much ruckus he’s been making? Harassing other workers? Trashing the work place?”

*sigh* “No, sir...”

“You’re fired. I can’t have this kind of foolery around here. Get out.”

(Oculus leaves, his head low and his ears wilted...)


*casually on an afternoon stroll* “Hey, Oc. You okay...?”

”I got fired from my job today...”

”Oh no...”

”Yeah...”

”Well, cheer up. I’ll always be here for you, job or no.”

(They nuzzle...)

*watching from the bushes* “Damn it... if only the first phase took his girlfriend. Ah, well. Still checks out.”

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Comments ( 2 )

*sigh* These guys are straight up asking for it...

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