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JayBear


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  • Today
    Vines That Describe My OCs

    ”So we’re gonna add.. two shots... of vodka...”

    (Umbra literally fills the entire cup...)


    “Grrr... Colonel, I try to sneak around, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards...”


    (Oculus, Damien, and Demitri are flirting with Ocellus...)

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  • Sunday
    Ultraviolet

    ”Everyone! I have an announcement!”

    (Everyone rushes into the kitchen to see Oculus, his burst eardrum causing blood to leak in immense amounts from his ear onto the side of his head...)

    ”Oh my hive— Oculus, are you okay?”

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    10 comments · 33 views
  • Sunday
    Even More Unstable

    “I just... I hate you guys... I mean... I mean, why are you even here?!

    ”We’re wherever you want us to be, Oculus...”

    ”But if you wanna get rid of us, that’s just way beyond what we can do for you.”

    ”Well, you aren’t doing anything for me.”

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    8 comments · 21 views
  • Saturday
    Primary Colors

    ”What I am trying to say is that you are creeping everyone out with your... Damien and Demitri.”

    (Oculus gasps, but not the kind of surprised gasp. It sounds irritatingly smug...)

    ”Whaaat? I see no harm in my Damien and Demitri, mind you. They aren’t hurting anyone.”

    ”Except for you.”

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    16 comments · 41 views
  • Saturday
    Changed

    ”Hey, um... Oculus...? A-Are you... are you okay? You’ve been wearing that same tuxedo for a while, now.”

    (Oculus snaps his head around in a full one-eighty, his neck seeming to crack as he turns to Ocellus...)

    ”Why, I’m doing just fine, my dear.”

    ”’My dear’? Since when did you ever... say it like that?”

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    10 comments · 28 views
Jul
13th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Ruining His Relationship · 10:16pm July 13th

”I can’t believe you!”

”B-But I don’t know how it ended up there, I swear!”

”Woah, woah, what’s going on?”

”I found someone’s cherry chapstick in his bedroom.”

”How many times do I have to tell you?! I don’t even like cherry, you know that!”

*watching from the bushes* “Heheheheh...”

”Save it. I’m so done with you.”

”B-But—“

”Hold on... cherry chapstick?”


(After the trio had uncovered Pentagon and his scheme...)

“Curse my dumb connection to cherries...”

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Comments ( 26 )

“Wow, Ocellus. Just... wow.” :facehoof:

Ha! Foiled again!

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“Whaaaaat?”

*giving her a disapproving look*

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“Damn it...”

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Heh, what? You were

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“You really assumed that Oculus would use cherry chapstick?! You really jumped to the conclusion that quickly?”

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”No, I—“

”Yes. Yes, you were.”

”Um...”

*punching his hooves together*

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“Well, um...”

“Hey, hey, it’s alright. Uh, I think.”

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”Alright?! Alright?!

5307983
Yeah, you were *punches wings together*

5307988
”Hey, hey, it’s okay. It was an honest mistake.”

”Please don’t stay mad at me...”


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“Hey, I’m just gonna go—“

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Where do you think you're going?

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“Just... just... ugh!

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“Easy there, Bez...”


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“Somewhere that’s, uh, not here...”

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“Face it, I need some time alone.”

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“Well... okay... calm down a bit.”


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“Uh—“

*decks him in the face*

5308017
*Punches in the side* How d'you like that life-ruining?

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”Okay, okay, stop, I get it!”

*punches him in the stomach* “Why should we...?”

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”Okay, what’s up with ya, Bezier?”

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Give us one good reason we should

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“Um... hey, look, someone’s selling hentai!”

*gasps and lets him go* “Where?!”

*runs off*

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Alright, if you're sure

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”You don't sound like it.”

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