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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 18 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 58 views
  • 18 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 50 views
  • 26 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 59 views
  • 29 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 52 views
  • 33 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 97 views
Jul
13th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Ruining His Relationship · 10:16pm Jul 13th, 2020

”I can’t believe you!”

”B-But I don’t know how it ended up there, I swear!”

”Woah, woah, what’s going on?”

”I found someone’s cherry chapstick in his bedroom.”

”How many times do I have to tell you?! I don’t even like cherry, you know that!”

*watching from the bushes* “Heheheheh...”

”Save it. I’m so done with you.”

”B-But—“

”Hold on... cherry chapstick?”


(After the trio had uncovered Pentagon and his scheme...)

“Curse my dumb connection to cherries...”

Comments ( 26 )

“Wow, Ocellus. Just... wow.” :facehoof:

Ha! Foiled again!

5307967
“Whaaaaat?”

*giving her a disapproving look*

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“Damn it...”

5307973
Heh, what? You were

5307973
“You really assumed that Oculus would use cherry chapstick?! You really jumped to the conclusion that quickly?”

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”No, I—“

”Yes. Yes, you were.”

”Um...”

*punching his hooves together*

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“Well, um...”

“Hey, hey, it’s alright. Uh, I think.”

5307983
”Alright?! Alright?!

5307983
Yeah, you were *punches wings together*

5307988
”Hey, hey, it’s okay. It was an honest mistake.”

”Please don’t stay mad at me...”


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“Hey, I’m just gonna go—“

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Where do you think you're going?

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“Just... just... ugh!

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“Easy there, Bez...”


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“Somewhere that’s, uh, not here...”

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“Face it, I need some time alone.”

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“Well... okay... calm down a bit.”


5308011
“Uh—“

*decks him in the face*

5308017
*Punches in the side* How d'you like that life-ruining?

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”Okay, okay, stop, I get it!”

*punches him in the stomach* “Why should we...?”

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”Okay, what’s up with ya, Bezier?”

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Give us one good reason we should

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“Um... hey, look, someone’s selling hentai!”

*gasps and lets him go* “Where?!”

*runs off*

5308067
Alright, if you're sure

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”You don't sound like it.”

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