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Jul
13th
2020

Blueberry Scented · 7:01pm Jul 13th, 2020

”Uhhh... Pentagon? What are you doing...?”

*shuffling through young Oculus’ personal things* “I’ll see how he likes it when I expose him...”

”Wait, like, physically?

”No, I just— well, good idea, but not exactly.”

(After a few more seconds of shuffling...)

”Aha!”

”That’s... that’s his shampoo.”

Blueberry scented shampoo.”

”Oh yeah. He stole it a few invasions back.”

”Mhm. Is it easy to tell he uses it?”

”No.”

”What do you mean? He’s your boyfriend. Don’t you, like...?”

”What?”

”Y’know, like...” *uses his hooves to form some sort of complicated example*

”I don’t know what you mean.”

FUCK! Don’t you guys fuck?!

”...”

(Changeling heads turn to face them in the hive...)

Report ItsGriffy · 97 views · #Pentagon #Ocellus
Comments ( 32 )

Heh, poor Ocellus...having everyone staring at her

You all got problems!

5307831
Yeah. Pentagon needs to control his volume.


5307832
”Do not! It’s that hooligan Oculus!”

5307838
He really does...I feel bad for Ocellus...

5307834
”Ya think?”

5307840
”Oh, she’ll be fine.”

5307842
Wouldn't she be embarrassed?

Oh the funnyness! XD

5307844
“I mean, it’s the truth, ain’t it?”

*groans*

5307847
Poor Ocellus...*pats her shoulder gently*

5307850
“Thank you...”

”I mean, I did expose him, just not in the way I expected.”

5307854
You didn't expose him, you exposed Ocellus. Who didn't even do anything.

5307859
”Well... she’s an accomplice!

5307866
”What? It’s true!”

*sigh*

The question remains, do they fuck?

5307870
”Well—“

”Don’t. Don’t even say it.”

5307868
Yeah, but all the rest of the hive heard was you asking Ocellus:

FUCK! Don’t you guys fuck?!

They didn't hear who you were talking about when you asked her that.

5307874
”Oh. Heheh.”

”...”

”Well, do you?”

5307876
Will you just stop asking and leave her alone?

5307878
”I need to know these things if I wanna ruin Oculus’ life!”

”I can answer that for you.”

”Oculus, please, don’t...”

5307883
Yeah, don't do this...

5307884
“What’s the harm in giving the guy a little A for his Q?”

5307888
“Go ahead. Answer.”

”Well, the first rule in sex ed is...”

”Wait, no, answer the question!”

”Yeah, yeah, we’ll get to that.”

5307893
Oi...*turns to Ocellus* you want to get out of here? This is probably gonna take a while

5307896
“Definitely.”

“Hey, Wait, you’re gonna miss my perfect lesson in fucking.”

”I really don’t like how you worded that...”

5307898
Me neither. Come on Ocellus, how does Sugarcube Corner sound?

5307900
”Sounds great, let’s go.”

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