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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 9 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

    Read More

    3 comments · 77 views
  • 9 weeks
    Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain

    With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

    1 comments · 47 views
  • 13 weeks
    Christmas 2023 be like

    Dracula playing poker with Santa.

    Says it all, really...

    0 comments · 32 views
  • 14 weeks
    Monty Python's Life of Rocky Horror Superstar

    feat. Joel Smallbone as Biggus Dickus

    This looks like a nine-deck, four-funnel, single-hulled production colliding with an iceberg of bad decisions.

    On the other hand, everybody onboard seems to be having fun with it. 'Tis the season!...

    0 comments · 34 views
  • 16 weeks
    "Just relax, Mr. Bown, and tell me about your childhood"

    "Well..."

    She's snatching the football away (haha)
    She's snatching the football away (hoho!)
    She held the ball for me to kick
    But she's SNATCHING the FOOTBALL awaaaayyy (haha, hoho, heehee!)


    (Oh, you know...)

    2 comments · 38 views
Jun
30th
2020

But I sometimes lie awake in the sawdust... · 12:56am Jun 30th, 2020

...dreaming I'm in a suit of light...

I'm this kid who
Has this habit of dreaming,
Sometimes gets
Me in trouble, too...

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Comments ( 7 )

If Yoda was never on the Muppet Show, I call that a missed opportunity.

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It's like every crossover fanfic ever and it's absurd and sweet and...noble.

And Gargling Gershwin.

...I'm afraid I feel like I'm missing something here...

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What's to get? It's a whole bunch of childhood icons all getting together on the set of a movie that is itself a childhood icon. And it reminds you of being young and fantastic-minded and hopeful and...young.

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Ah! Thanks. I just didn't know if there was more to the post than that. :)

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