TTISI: Pokémon: The Power of Us

Okay, I’m not someone who uses makeup often, but I’m fairly certain that’s too much blush and lipstick. The hair’s fine, oddly enough.

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Oh c’mon, what’s not to like about Pokémon?

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Ah yes, introvert problems.

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Ash! My guy! Where’s your squad?

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I bet that pokeball’s empty.

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Did, she knocked over, like, three lemons. Out of the fucking Pandora’s box of lemons you have already, how the hell does three lemons deter your ability to make lemonade? I don’t see a juicer, so your ability was pretty crap anyways.

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Oh wow, Jessie went through a redesign. She probably went through it during Sun and Moon, and I just never noticed cuz I only watched three episodes. But nonetheless, why take off the short sleeves, and keep the gloves that reach past your elbow? It’s cool, sure, but not what I’d do. Wait, lemonade- WAIT- HOLD ON- WOOOOBUFFET!!!

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This is the alley where they give your Pokémon weed.

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“Lucia brought Heavy rains!” *gets a flashback to Terminalmontage’s battle royal*
... Defiant Statement: There is nothing you can do to me. Do your worst.

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“Pokémon must be super rare, cuz I haven’t found a thing-“

Revolting.

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Little kid, stop voluntelling your uncle to do things, you’re not an adult yet, you don’t have that power.

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Poor magicarp.

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Fuckin’ love this “go-to” attitude this guy has. Like, his niece could say, “I WANT YOU TO CATCH MEWTWO!!!” and he’d be like, “HELL YEAH I WILL!!!”

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Okay, favorite character established.

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Why is... why is she in the woods? ......... WHAT IS SHE FEEDING?!?!

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Team Rocket should’ve broken off and become salespeople, CHANGE MY MIND.

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Oh boy, this is gonna be- oh boy.

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Oh wow, that’s nice animation- WHY IS A THRANITAR RUNNING LOOSE AND BEING ANGRY!?!?

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Noooooooo! Sudowudo!!

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That facial expression from Pi’achu was good.

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BEST CHARACTER SAVES SUDOWUDO!!!

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“They created a bond better than catching!”
Well, I mean... Yes? *laughs*

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No, no, best character, don’t do this- oh, okay- OH SHIT IT GOT WORSE

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TOTODILE!!! MY FAVORITE POKÉMON!!!

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Awww, Sudowudo is precious

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The fuck is zeraora? OH!!! THIS GIRL’S BA- oh shit- *laughs*

*shows what Pokémon she’s looking for* Oh, an Eevee. I mean, I don’t really know where to get one, but I’m fairly certain they’d be in the forests or something.

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*laughs at Pokémon chaos*

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Why is- never mind, it’s Team Rocket, they’re everywhere.

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Yes, there are more Pokémon, they’re called “bags of uncollected money” according to Game Freak.

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Oh shit, she’s worse than last ni- *Pikachu electrocutes Ash and girl* *I laugh*

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Are you serious, right there?

“You need Pokémon to fight it, do you have any?”
“No.”
“Oh, alright then.”

Props to the people making this film, knowing that Ash started out not knowing-

“You can use Pikeachu, now go take it on!”

Instantly taking those props back. He did this shit already. Then again, coming from a person who uses electric type against ground type repeatedly, this shouldn’t surprise me.

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*instant fail*

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Alright, caught, now let the Stockholm syndrome take over.

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Okay, so, I grabbed some popcorn and kinda got into the movie, and forgot to take notes for a while. However, we’re only halfway through now.

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Oh no! The windmill is being a windmill!

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“Lucia won’t know where to put the wind!”
“Precisely.”
Um...mI mean, I don’t know why the hell it would care, but sure.

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Oooooooh, that’s... that’s uh... fuck, what was his name? Zoraora? Welp... that’s him! Being treated!... or something...

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Pokémon poachers, great.

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Wow. They’re dicks.

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I’m fairly certain- given how much people love Pokémon in this universe- that killing Zoraora would be a very eyebrow raising crime. Besides- oh shit, they just straight are prepared to capture a girl too!

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“You were awesome by yourself!”
Translation: “I just watched these two almost kill/capture a rare Pokémon who is being protected by a lone little girl, it was entertaining!”

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“I thought that, if the festival was cancelled, they would stop hunting for Zeraora (I finally saw it in subtitles).”
Um... a festival being canceled isn’t going to ward off poachers. That’s some strange logic.

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And that’s the truth about zeraora- *distant boom* dafuq?

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Oh shit, that’s poison. Never mind that it causes paralysis, it’s straight up poison. Quick comment, why did they call the town Fula? Because, I misheard it, and I almost choked on something.

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*looks at windmill*... Fifty-fifty is rather generous in my opinion, but okay.

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Oh shit, his families straight up dead! Holy shi-

AWWWWWW- SUDOWUDOOOOOO!!! *is actually tearing up a bit*

Wait... *laughs*

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Okay, as someone who’s suffered through anxiety attacks, I can relate to this guy quite a bit.

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*ten minutes later, I’m crying for three different reasons* Awwww!

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No no, I’ma with Risa, how the fuck do you know what’s going on!? I haven’t seen you since the beginning of this movie!

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Oh damn- how many times has Ash died in this series? Twice? Thrice? I dunno.

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Dammit Margo, why are you always getting threatened by things squishing you!?

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Risa fucking climbed the ladder!? Fuck no! After all that running and quick maths, I fully disbelieve that happening. Never mind the fact that this is a world that allows children near Pokémon that kidnap children, according to the Pokédex.

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I honestly thought Lucia would’ve been a bitch about it, like “Sorry, y’all were supposed to call me yesterday. I have a busy Poké schedule for a Pokémon such as myself- so I’m just not in the mood now.”

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Ah! What a nice ending! Everyone’s happy... I wonder if there are end scenes?

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Oh my god. The kid in the hospital was the chairman of the Pokémon channel. I did not see that coming.

“How did I know where you were? Uh, it’s kinda high tech-“

The shades. He put cameras, in the shades. I like how they didn’t explain that, but it’s a given if you’ve seen it before.

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Hm. That was... actually pretty good.