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Jun
25th
2020

Oculus Has A Favorite Show · 3:30pm Jun 25th, 2020

*sitting on the couch in the living room*

”Now, remember. If the test subject of choice makes any loud noises, that’s all okay.”

*chews popcorn*

”There’s nothing a little chloroform can’t fix.”

*nods eagerly*

*walks by* “Hey Oculus, I— Wait, what are you looking at?” *sits beside him*

”Um—“

“No—! No, please!!! I-I’ve got a family, and— n-not that again! P-Please, don’t—!!”

Rnnnnch!!! Rnnnnnnch!!!!

”Please, not the chainsaw!!!”

*the screen goes black*

”...”

”...I can explain.”

Report ItsGriffy · 129 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Comments ( 53 )

Sooo... what show is it?

5293523
“It’s called—“

”It’s called outside. He’s sleeping outside.

5293527
What’s the matter, Ocellus? You scared or something?

5293528
Yes! Of course I am, and you should be, too, and...”

...

“I’m concerned that you may or may not be used to him watching things like this.”

5293527
Heh. Nice one, Ocellus.

5293529
Of course I am! I’m his best friend!

In fact, I like watching it with him.

5293532
“Hehe. Thanks.”


5293533
“I...”

”Hey, she said it, I didn’t.”

5293539
No problem. I kind of don't want to know what show that was...

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5293542
“B-But it’s educational!

5293542
I mean I'm not gonna stop Oculus if he wanted to tell me, but I'm not gonna outright ask

5293543
True...everyone could use a lesson in chainsaw safety.

5293545
And the use of chloroform! Washing blood off your lab coat, and—“

”The more you talk, the longer you spend outside.”

5293546
Oh, i-is Ocellus still there? Uh...no, it's highly inappropriate...yeah...that's what I meant...

5293544
Well, who doesn’t love educational horror films that involve chainsaws?

5293551
Um...me? I'm sure I've mentioned before that I don't like horror movies...

5293552
...In that case, Oculus! Turn the volume up! I’m coming watch!

5293554
Hey! Oh...wait for me! But I reserve the right to either run out of the room with my book or hide behind someone!

5293552

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”Oh, uh... well, I got the DVD from an old, abandoned movie store, and I found a bunch of em’ piled up in the corner. The series and suspense is really captivating.”

”...I think we need to put a tracking device on you.”

5293557
Oh...well, that explains why Ocellus didn't know

5293558
“But anyway, tell Bezier to grab some more popcorn. We’ll be here for a while, I’ve only gotten to episode three of these ten seasons.”

”...I give up...”

5293564
Okay then. "Bez!! We need more popcorn!" *summons book she's currently reading* "And I need this."

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5293566
Here I am—

What’s the book for?

5293567
Reading. In case I get scared and need to distract myself for a minute. I've become really great at reading a book while listening to the tv at the same time.

5293569
Well, it is ten seasons.

5293571
Hm...fair point...*summons five more books and a small bag to put them in* okay, now I'm ready

5293574
...Okay. 🥨🥨🥨

5293575
...What are the pretzels for?

5293576
”Hey, who doesn’t like pretzels?”

5293579
Fine. *summons dark chocolate bar* yum... 🍫

You scare me sometimes

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Just asking, I was curious

5293582
“Hehe. I know. Why not come join?”

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5293582
Yeah, we can turn all the lights off!

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”Okay, okay. Your choice.”

5293588
Guess we’re gonna have all the fun.

5293595
”Uh... n-no, I... um...”

”You have three seconds...”

Bruh. Wtf is going on?!

5293602
“Oculus...”

“I do not have a chainsaw!”

5293620
“Well, I— Uh... um...”

this...sounds....disturbing.

Oh hey, you found copies of these tapes as well? How far are you into them?

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