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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 6 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 41 views
  • 6 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 40 views
  • 14 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 47 views
  • 17 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 41 views
  • 21 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 86 views
Jun
24th
2020

Predatory · 4:24pm Jun 24th, 2020

”Alright. I think we’re done.”

*as a roc* “I think a proper ‘thanks’ is in order.”

”Heheh. Thanks for helping me get over my fear of rocs, Oculus.”

”Uh, yeah... um...”

*is suddenly a hot dog* “Oculus?”

“...” *starts drooling*

”Why are you looking at me like that...?”

Report ItsGriffy · 100 views · #Oculus #Smolder #Spike
Comments ( 28 )

Took me a few seconds, but I got that joke.

Huh. The Roc's natural instincts taking over?

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Heh. Yup.

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“I think so... hey— hey, Oculus! Snap out of it!”

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They should try hitting him a little to get him to revert back to normal. That seems to work when I do this *transforms into dragon* and need to get back to normal...why did I just do that in front of a Roc?

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So I guess that’s how Rocs see dragons. They see them as hot dogs. 🌭

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”I dunno, I—“

*giant birb screech*

Run!!!

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“I know. Suddenly, Smolder’s way more delectable than I remember.”

”Wh—“

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Right behind you! *screams as changes back into pony* I'm not food! I promise!

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Just another average day in Ponyville

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“Hmph. This is why we don’t trust ponies with changeling abilities...”

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Hey! I can only transform into sapient beings. Have you ever seen me turn into a rock or a tree? And even then my powers are limited as to which beings I can be and the resulting color scheme.

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Fine. Then I won't tell you I think your monster form is awesome. *huffs*

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Oh no, don't look at me like that, you brought this on yourself. *transforms into dragon again and snorts out smoke in a huff*

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*shoulder tap* “Uh... yo, giant birb right here.”

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Oh, right, sorry. *screams in terror and keeps running* better?

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”Yeah. Okay, let me start back from where I left off. Ahem—“ *another giant birb screech*

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He's gonna eat the dragons! Quick, distract him!

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On it! *Yeets a fucking axe at large birb*

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”Ack—!!” *it hits him in the neck, then he falls over and reverts* “Well, I’m gonna bleed out.”

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Oculus! Are you okay?

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“Yeah... I’m just gonna... chill... here... you— you guys go ahead... I-I’ll catch up.”

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”Yeah... I’ll be— I’ll be fine... just... just give me a second to... ugh...”

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You need us to get Ocellus?

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”Y-Yeah... t-thanks...” *sigh*

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Okay. Ocellus!!! *runs off towards the Friendship school*

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