Pony Life · 12:42am Jun 23rd, 2020
So....... yeah....
I watched the first episodes of Pony Life. And just as I feared, this crap is just terrible. 
This is like Friendship is Magic as seen through the eyes of a five year old on crack. Or maybe some extremely bizarre Discord reality. 
Everything that made Friendship is Magic so charming is just gone. Twisted into some bizarre hyperactive version of itself that is flung at you at seizure inducing speeds. I know people are tired of hearing it be compared with the likes of Teen Titans Go, but that is exactly what it is. It takes some of the worst qualities of Go and puts a layer of pony on top. The result is just sad.
These are not the characters we know and love. they may look similar, and have the same voices. But in my opinion this is like taking a big hot dump on the legacy of FiM. 
Honestly, who in the nine hells thought that this was a good idea? Personally I just want to punch wichever fool over at Hasbro signed off on this in their reproductive organs. 
Do yourselves a favor and stay away from this monstrosity. 
Just so you know, I am easing up on my rants on Pony Life because those that know me were getting tired of it a lot.
But hey: Kudos to you for being the first negative Pony Life review I finally end up seeing.
It's as though fanfiction has made it to the boob tube!
five year old on crack. That got me never herd that one before.
Thats why i choose to believe that pony life isn't cannon, and simply tune out anyone who does. Yes, tune out, the couch of human skins was already here when i bought the place, and is not made out of those who like pony life... Definitely...
*sigh* Why? Why do all reboots have to suck? Like seriously. I legitimately want to know. Also, why do all companies seem to think that a cartoon needs to fast paced 100% of the time? Well news flash, it doesn't.
The show is junk food. Small amounts, it’s fine but in the end it has no substance and decays what health their was.