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Sprocket Doggingsworth


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Jun
21st
2020

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - Summer Sun Eclipse!!!!!!! · 9:21am June 21st

Today is the first Summer Sun Celebration we are sharing as a fandom since the show ended.
We're also getting a solar eclipse (visible in the Eastern Hemisphere) at the same time!

For those who don't know, scientifically speaking, a solar eclipse occurs when the princess of the moon competes with the princess of the sun for attention. The timing of this cosmic event is proof positive that:

A. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are real.

B. In our world, they have not retired from their patronage over the heavenly bodies.

C. They demand and deserve our continued affection, and fealty.

So let's celebrate the princesses. Let's celebrate pony. Let's celebrate life!

Discuss.
-Sprocket


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Comments ( 3 )
Reese #1 · June 21st · · ·

Happy Summer Sun Celebration. :)

Speaking as a physicist, I cannot dispute any of these conclusions. :derpytongue2:

Hail the Princesses of Equestria! Long my they rein! Huzzah!

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