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  • 8 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 11 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 13 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 14 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 16 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Jun
17th
2020

TTISI: Ace Combat 7 (Multiplayer) · 10:42pm Jun 17th, 2020

In the spirit of trying to finish up a couple of chapters for Sky Aces, I tried to gain some inspiration from Ace Combat 7’s multiplayer. Enjoy!

I myself am a decent player. Granted, I’m obviously not the best, but I can handle someone flying a Wyvern.

*flies an SU-47 Berkut with special skin and the emblem of 03.*

BeeP

YOUR TOES, HAND ‘EM OVER-

BeeP

Y’know you’re good when you fully expect to see yourself within the top 3... yes, I’m bragging, but y’know what? This is one of those games that I can confidentially say this.

BeeP

Oh fuck, this guy is using a god damn- fuckin- damn you. It’s one of those planes that’s fucking over powered as all hell. I don’t know why people are allowed to use them in multiplayer. Y’know, I get it, everyone has their favorite planes. I’m not gonna shame you for using it. I just have a question- why the fuck do you use it when everyone else is using lower-tier planes. I mean, I can forgive you for using an F-22 Raptor, which is still a powerful aircraft, however, the odds kind of balance out more, y’know? Unlike the other ridiculously over-powered aircraft, it doesn’t have LAUNCHABLE UNMANNED DRONES THAT CAN GUN YOU DOWN LIKE A HACK.

BeeP

I’m getting real Mc’fuckin’ tired of this shit.

BeeP

Seventh... Well, the guy surely isn’t gonna use it again next round, right?

BeeP

Fucker’s using it again...

BeeP

God damn- if only I could just shoot you the fuck down!!

BeeP

*shoots down the overpowered aircraft* YES!!!

BeeP

*eight place* FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

BeeP

This is the third round this fucker is using this goddamn plane. Why. Are you so shit at every other Mc’fuckin’ plane, that you can only win if you used this one over-powered piece of shit? Because that’s the only reason you should use it. Even then, fuck you, you aren’t that shit.

BeeP

Skiddaddle skidoodle, your brain is a noodle.

BeeP

I‘M the only one who uses a machine gun in matches.

BeeP

That’s right! *places 2nd* FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

BeeP

I hate you. I don’t know who you are, I dunno where you’re from, I don’t even know if you’re a nice person. But in any case, I hate your plane. I hate that over-powered SOB.

BeeP

As someone in this game’s campaign has said, “this is the kinda stuff that really chaps my ass”. Such an underrated line.

BeeP

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