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Sweet as sugar, cold as ice, hurt me once and I'll break you twice.

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  • Tuesday
    Unfortinate event

    This is soooooo urgent! Plez check!

    Thank you for your precious time, I will put it to good use.

    Hi. What's up peeps?

    Long time no see.

    Yeah, imma shrew.

    2 comments · 42 views
  • 1 week
    Read the Story

    Plez, my friend just posted this story, and it definitely deserves some more views.

    EIt’s NOT conTAGIOUS!!
    A pony just wants to enjoy his vacation, but we don’t always get what we want.
    Element of Malice · 4.3k words · 104 views
    0 comments · 27 views
  • 2 weeks

    So, I've decided to not write a story, since I have like, no time, and my time on the computer is much tighter now. The internet connection over here is laggy and really bad, due to rainstorms that come like, every other day, and I'm pretty busy (That's a no brainer! *smacks forehead*. Sorry to disappoint.

    On the bright side, here is um... people ganging up on a kid for hating DanTDM.

    Read More

    7 comments · 48 views
  • 3 weeks
    Mr. Poolcheck

    Emotionally unstable dude that perches on fences and drinks pool water. Apparently, I'm this guy:

    0 comments · 29 views
  • 3 weeks
    Gravity Falls Intro

    So recently, my siblings and I have been watching Gravity Falls. Upon reaching the finale, my mind exploded. Wanna know why?

    I can't decide which intro is better!!!\


    Bill Cipher Demonic:

    0 comments · 30 views

Cookies on The Table · 6:32pm June 17th

Let's see if I can sneak one without the demon child spotting me. Tell me if you think I can get one or not, and I'll share a virtual one with ya!🍪


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Comments ( 3 )

I think you got a good shot at it buddy, just make sure to activate super secret cookie stealing ninja mode before you leave:raritywink:

You have no chance. Children have built-in anti-cookie-thief security. They will guard their cookies to no end, and are brilliant at finding evidence that you have stolen one. Better get the dustpan and brush out to cover the crumb trail. Oh, and brush the crumbs off your clothes. If you walk around covered in cookie crumbs, you'll be looking at ten years in jail. Of course, this is if you aren't caught. :trollestia:

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