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  • 5 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 40 views
  • 5 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 39 views
  • 13 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 47 views
  • 16 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 39 views
  • 20 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 85 views
Jun
14th
2020

Ginger Tea Sipping · 4:56pm Jun 14th, 2020

”Smolder, I think our Oculus broke.”

”Huh?”

”He’s being awfully quiet. I told Gallus to roast him straight to his face, and he’s still going at it. All Oculus is doing is just... nodding.”

”Huh. I thought he would’ve had him in a headlock by now.”

”And then he’d be thrown into custody again, but... no. He’s just drinking his tea.”

“And— and— and you’re a radioactive parasite, and... and...”

“Mhm.”

”STOP AGREEING WITH ME!!!”

“Mhm.”

*slaps him across the face* “SPEAK OCULUS!!”

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Er... Gallus, what did you do to break him like that?

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*sobbing* “I don’t knohohohooow...”

“You know, I’m just so lucky to have a husband like you, Gallus.”

”Whyhyhyyyyyyy....”

Man... That's tough.:fluttershysad:

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Maybe hit him over the head with a crowbar once more? With the obtuse end, this time.

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“Hmmm. Perhaps. Whatever you go with in the end is fine with me.”

”SNAP OUT OF IT, BOY!!!”

“Oh, okay.”

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”I don’t like it...”

“I’m sorry...”

”STOP IT!!”

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Don't worry, I have the solution.

Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade.

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Hey I’m gonna go blow up some furniture with my crossbow do you want to join

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“Whatever you have to do to—“

”THAT’S IT! I. CAN’T. TAKE IT!!!!” *pulls a bat out of nowhere and starts beating him over the head*

”Woah, woah! Okay, I think he gets it—!”

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“That... sounds a little...” *grunts* “Too much for my taste. Maybe we could go brew some tea instead? I—“

*continues beating him over the head*

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*heavy breathing as she drops the now bloody bat* “Good... now... we wait...”

“...”

”Oculus?”

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I think you actually killed him this time

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No!” *shakes him* “Oculus, please don’t die... not again. This better be a prank. I-I won’t beat you up this time!”

“...”

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You said that last time and you still hit him!

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“I-I’m Sorry! Oculus? O-Oculus?!” *shakes him again*

“...”

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And thus Oculus was killed, sent away by his best friends. May we all commemorate the times we had with him...

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”N-No! O-Oculus! P-Please live! D-Don’t say that!”

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......I’ll go dig a hole

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*she starts crying*

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*pokes him* hey that’s enough get up or else

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