Hi y'all, sorry I've been dead on this site for a while, but for any of those who are still out there...I will once again be at BABSCon 2024 in Burlingame, CA, from Mar 29 to 31!
And I'll likely be in my Twilight or Opaline cosplay. Hope to see y'all there!
In which I test the techincal limits of BBCode. This may not show up properly on mobile. (Click on the images for a surprise!!!)
Rainbow Dash is a butch pony in My Little Friendship: Pony is Magic. She likes bucking Apples, such as Applejack, but not always Applejack, and that makes Applejack mad.
Rainbow Dash hates winter, and from November to March she lives with her pet Tank in a timeshare in Key Largo. She is in a ballet troupe called the "Twinklebolts."
Applejack is a female Trump Supporter pony. She built a wall around Sweet Apple Acres and made Moo-riella pay for it. She likes beating Apples, whether it's to make apple cider or to punish your little sister. She created the iPhone. Steve Jobs is just her puppet. Although she farms apples, she has a secret obsession with durian.
Twilight Sparkle is an undercover Canadian. She wants to become a Princess, so that she can use her royal authority to demolish Sweet Apple Acres and build Equestria's first Tim Horton's.
Rarity is a very old pony, but with all the enthusiasm of a younger one, combined with a great deal of experience. She is known as the Cougar of Ponyville, dating creatures half her age in order to distract herself from her impending mortality. Her experience with dating younger men came early, when at age 30 she groomed Spike the dragon, age 14. Charges are still pending.
Pinkie Pie is actually two humans: identical twins, born in the human world. One went into the portal to Equestria, the other stayed in Canterlot High. The two of them switch places regularly so that they can keep tabs on what's going on in both worlds.
Fluttershy is an otaku and freelance digital artist. She is also a borderline furry, considering how "closely" she works with animals in her day job. She can be seen at cons selling dakimakuras and ahegao t-shirts. She is every brony's wet dream come true, but apparently her current boyfriend is really protective.
Well done.
Applejack approves
Excellent, but anyone who watches Scootertrix the Abridged knows that Applejack is actually into mangos.
.....Neigh.
dangit...
Pinkie Pie have bluffed me