My Review of Batman and Harley Quinn · 3:10am Jun 7th, 2020

Rating Scale
12/10—a complete
masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it
7/10—a fun and entertaining movie; not great but still enjoyable
6/10—a slightly above average film; might not watch it again but still happy I watched it for the first time
5/10—mediocre movie; not awful but not great either
4/10—a below average film; it could have been much better
3/10—a bad film; poorly written and poorly executed
2/10—a very bad movie; the few good things in the movie overshadowed by the bad things
1/10—a terrible movie; a total waste of time
0/10—a worthless piece of abomination; should have never been made

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Hey, guys. Joker here. This fifth review will be covering this movie. Honestly, this film was an actual piece of absolute trash. I cannot believe these people had the audacity to degrade Batman like that. When I was watching this movie and hearing all these stupid jokes that are just immature and unfunny, I was like... “What?? Did they really think kids would find those jokes funny?”

Then you have the implied sex scene between Harley and... NIGHTWING?! What?! Hold up... you guys were literally fighting each other not too long ago, then you, Harley, tie him up, complain about all of your unfortunate situations of not getting a job, and then... you seduce Bird boy and have sex with him? Am I missing something here?? Not to mention she badmouthed me after jokerizing him. Speaking of which, why didn’t you do that the moment he asked for your help to track down Ivy? You could’ve just pretended to accept the offer, shake his hand, then BOOM! He’s jokerized! Thank God Tara Strong didn’t voice this Harley.

Next, you have Batman getting a little out of character in this film. First, you see him tapping his finger while Harley was singing in the club, then he takes off his utility belt for some reason when he fights the goons (which, by the way, he would NEVER do when fighting criminals), then he creepily SMILES while beating them?? He never enjoys brutalizing his enemies! Some hero he is (looks at you Bayverse Optimus). Kevin Conroy and Loren Lester... boy, I can imagine their thoughts while reading the script of this film and speaking their lines. I feel sorry for them.

Poison Ivy didn’t feel threatening in this movie and neither that plant master dude (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson). I admire his voice work in other cartoons and movies such as Transformers: Prime, Lilo and Stitch, Teen Titans, and The Batman. But here, not so much. Another thing is why would Poison Ivy cry after seeing Harley tear up when she KNOWS that it was an act?? That should not have worked at all if she could see that coming a mile away. It would only make sense if Harley was sorrowful of seeing her best friend becoming a monster inside and out. Come on!

Lastly, the ending... yes... the ENDING. After and extremely anticlimactic subversion of expectations of that gigantic monster not doing a SINGLE thing in stoping his servant or whatever from completing his plans, Batman ignited a match, he and Nightwing kissed Harley, roll the end credits, and then... set that dude on fire??? Not to mention Batman did that GLEEFULLY... and I thought I was psychotic.

I could list much more but those are my main pet peeves. I rate this trash heap a 2/10. Very bad film; some good moments, but the later moments ruin them. DO NOT watch this garbage if you haven’t already. Save your time and energy for other movies much infinitely better than this dumpster fire.

Peace.

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