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  • 7 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 11 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 12 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 13 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 16 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Jun
6th
2020

TTISI: Shantae 1/2 Genie Hero · 7:07pm Jun 6th, 2020

Okay, so, I’m gonna be honest here, I’m mostly playing this for the........ *coughs in nervousness*..... sequel that came out recently, y’know, Seven Sirens?.... Yeeeeaaaaah.... Anyway-

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Ah yes, Pajamas, the best way to start off a game. Especially one like this.

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Hello creepy voices in the night.

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Sky: So, this big birb can only fly for the span of... 5 seconds.
Me: Wait, Wha-
Sky: *shoves me off the bird*
Me: Oh Shit! *lands*... Well, at least the music’s- wait, why is the music this intense!? I mean, it’s awesome! But why!?

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Shantae: Risky Boots!
Me: That’s an unfortunate name- *sees Risky’s portrait*..... I cannot confirm or deny anything at the moment.

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Risky Boots: *tells us a long name for her ship*
Shantae and I:... So, Pooptoot?
Risky: What- No! Don’t call it-
Me: Welp, I think I speak for everyone when I say that that’s the best name ever.

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Me: This boss fight’s hard!... Oh, no, wait, I’m just stupid, *laughs* I’m so used to directly hitting the boss in games, I forgot this is a platformer that isn’t a run-n-Gun bullet-hell.

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Why do I need this thing? Like, I picked it up, it has a picture and everything, so why do I need it?

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*at the second level* wait, sirens get mad at pretty girls because they’re... pretty?.... So sirens are the definition of: ‘Hoe’s Mad’.

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I probably should’ve visited the shop before I went here.... yeeeeah....

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Bolo... Bolo, shut, okay? I can’t even finish stfu, I can only say SHUT to you. Just, just shut, okay?

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Bolo, this is probably why Shantae doesn’t want you following, okay? You turn into an ugly mermaid.

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So, wait, why do the fish hurt me? They’re- well, then again, they are big fish... with teeth... that doesn’t hurt the pretty virgin maids who are converted- Nevermind, none of this makes sense, however, I’m not complaining.

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FUCK OFF ENGI-GATOR!!!

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Despite being a monky, I am still lost and lonely.

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where the fuck do I go!? I can’t grab some of the hooks! Ffffuuuuuuuuuu

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If I get hurt one more time by this mother fucker-

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Comments ( 1 )

I am so glad I'm not the only one who thinks that Pooptoot is the greatest ship name ever!

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