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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 13 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 45 views
  • 13 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 44 views
  • 21 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 52 views
  • 24 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 48 views
  • 28 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 91 views
Jun
6th
2020

Honeymoon Cuddle Buddies: Ocellus · 2:41pm Jun 6th, 2020

"So, what do you wanna do now?"

"Well, you seemed pretty stressed trying to check us in at the front desk."


"Sir, you've arrived 0.1 seconds late, so I'm afraid we've given your hotel suite to somecreature else."

*slams his hooves on the counter* "UGH!!! DICKS, DICKS, DICKS, DICKS!!!!"


"Though you seemed pretty satisfied when the guy at the desk went unconscious, I think I'm in the mood for a little roleplaying~"

"...Okay, I guess."


*walks out of the bathroom in a nurse costume* "I hate you."

"Hehe. I'm feeling a little lightheaded. Mind checking my temperature~?"

"Uhhh, sure."

"How big is the thermometer~?"

"...Regular... sized?"

*deadpans* "You have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, do you?"

"No."

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Comments ( 1 )

Always appreciated that form of humor.

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