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  • 18 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes

    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

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  • 18 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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  • 26 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 59 views
  • 29 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

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  • 33 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

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Honeymoon Cuddle Buddies: Sandbar · 8:08pm Jun 5th, 2020

*both Sandbar and Oculus lay in bed, and the colt is lying in the changeling’s arms while he uses his chitiny chest as a pillow.*

*happy turtle boy noises*

*he smacks his lips a little*

”You’re feeding.”


”I’ve always had this question in my mind; if Ocellus thinks feeding’s so rude, how come you do it?”

“Cause I don’t care. I’m hungry, dude.”



*he starts humming and tapping on Oculus’ shoulder* ”I was making Japanese, and he’s watching DVD’s...”

*smiles* ”...In Oakland, In Oakland.”

”That song’s catchy, you know.”

“Glad I introduced you.”


”Hey, have you actually been human all this time? Or changeling?”

“That’s a good question. Actually, I spent most of my life going back and forth from Equestria to the human world.”

”Then... Then, how did you and Ocellus grow up together?”

“I can warp time. Either that, or it’s just nonsensical skit logic.”

”I’ll go with the latter.”

“Come to think of it, it’s most likely why I haven’t been going to the friendship school. Usually, I have this whole Ichigo From Bleach thing where each time I switch worlds, something else takes over my body and acts for me.”

”I don’t know how to feel about that...”

“Then don’t.”




“I’m not a clone.”

”Okay, thanks.”

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Comments ( 5 )

"Let's just go with the logic that I was never human, or something."

These just get better!

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