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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 18 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 58 views
  • 18 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 50 views
  • 26 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 59 views
  • 28 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 52 views
  • 33 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 96 views
Jun
5th
2020

Bonfire (Parody Lyrics) · 12:50am Jun 5th, 2020

I was thinking about using Childish Gambino's "Bonfire" in a certain scenario with Oculus. Then, I thought about writing parody lyrics for it, so, uh...

Here's the original song, for proper reference. Warning, though, the lyrics are strong(Both, as in profanity. Yeah.).

My name is Oculus, I'm bi with all the sexual

I don't know why some of you still think I'm intellectual

Go coo coo for the cocoa, you'd think I'm a f**king crackhead

Actually, never mind, I think I'm just a grass head


Roll it up and eat the blunt like I just ate my ass

Feminine like Princess Di, I get the sugar, then I crash

Frankly, I don't think that all this speed can make me go that fast

I guess you could call me Dash with 20 percent extra swag, And-


I think that I'm omnipotent, I glow, but I ain't Cozy

All six creatures in the music club- (And I'm the flute, they blow me.)

Could care less if you're offended, you could always just delete this

Just be glad I'm in Equestria; You'd never get to see it, cause:


It's a bonfire, turn the lights out! (Yeah!)

I'm burnin' everything you mothaf**kers talk about

It's a bonfire, (Yeah!) turn the lights out (Uh huh!) I'm burnin' everything you mothaf**kers talk about


You know you love me, you're just too dumb to admit it yet,

And it's not over: this was barely intermission, yet

I'm barely getting started, never finish, don't know why

Just know I'm always watching over you, cause' Oculus means 'eye'


I only hang with me, myself, and accompanied by me again

And don't you try predicting when I'll freak out and scream "REE!" again,

You only hate me cause I burn it up like Hades

And I know you're getting wet because you always try to put it out


I'm sorry for who follows me:

Yeah, they always find me all up in Ocelly's langerie-

And that's a different side of me,

So when you see my hoof under the table, DON'T. BOTHER. ME.


And I'm NOT a cheerleader! That phase is over!

And after that, I did try running myself over.

I could really talk all day about my toxic masulinity,

But first, I'd rather talk about my Silverstream's fertility


They really don't know what to do,

And it probably doesn't help that I don't have a clue

But I'll keep trying til' my final days

P.S, me and Sandbar are both kinda gay-


Bitch.

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