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  • 18 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes

    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

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  • 18 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 50 views
  • 26 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 59 views
  • 29 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 52 views
  • 33 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

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The Problem With Marrying, Like, Six People · 10:26pm Jun 4th, 2020

"Ocellus, get off of me! That hurts!"

"Calm down, they're love bites~"

*knocks on the door* "Hey, Oculussss! I wanna ask you something!"

*opens the door* "What now?"

"Does this dress make me look fat?" *turns around* "In some areas more than others...?"


"Personally, I don't see the big deal with this whole wedding thing."

*in the dressing room* "I'm so glad at least one of my 'fiances' aren't insane."

"Besides, it's not like you actually proposed."


"So how are we supposed to expect you to..."

*he comes out of the dressing room, wearing his tuxedo* "I guess I'm really in this thing, aren't I?"

"...You, me, bed. Now."

*he limps into Yona's dorm, where Silverstream is as well* "Hey, guys? Please tell me you're not doing anything stupid."

*from the bathroom* "We're almost readyyy~!"

*face hoof* "I'm almost ready to die right about now."

*they both exit the bathroom*

"What Oculus think?"



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*walks in*hey I heard a loud thud what hap- *looks down* oh he passed out....

*walks in and carries the unconscious Oculus away* "I believe it's my turn."

"I'm sure he agrees."


"I think."

Oh man I feel bad for him

you know the pain oh to well huh


"Hey, I should be glad you gave the kid inspiration. To date six people."

That is one BIg problem. :rainbowlaugh:

*still dragging Oculus to his dorm* "Mhm. One giant ass problem."

It’s a lot of work but in the end it’s worth it


"I think you should tell him that when he's awake."

I don’t think he would listen

"He probably wouldn't. That's why... *grunts* I have no.... *grunts* problem with him being asleep for right now..."

*he finally hauls him into his dorm* "See you later, then!"

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