Jun
4th
2020
The Day He Wasn't Ready For · 7:28pm Jun 4th, 2020
"The Great and Salty Triscuit is getting tired of you seven dancing around your relationship like this."
*They all turn to look at her from the library table*
"What?"
*gets down on one knee* "Would you all make Oculus the happiest changeling alive and... and marry him?"
"...No. You guys, don't-"
*already tearing up*
*already bawling her eyes out*
"..."
"Yes! Yes, yes, yes!! Yona will go pick out best wedding dress!"
*already holding a white wedding dress* *sniffs* "I've got mine right here..."
"N-No way, dude..." *tearing up* "I-Is this for real?"
*face hoof* "You guys..."
"Six rings. Don't forget; griffons like gold. Smolder's probably going to want some sort of expensive gemstone, and-"
*sigh*
Congratulations!
ill start planning the party!
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"Oh, not you guys, too..."
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“Guys, I don’t think—“
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"Pharynx! You won't believe what just happened!!!"
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”This isn’t how marriage works!“
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"Haha. Ha. What do you mean? Oculus, what is he talking about?"
"Nothing! He was talking about air. Pharynx just loves breathing air."
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"Oh god, no..."
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Just go with it we’ll get a train outta here later
I feel like this works pretty well in this situation:
Hold fast, tides are turning
And the fire's burning
Who shall not be returning
We shall sail together
And before you ask; yes, I have been playing Sea of Thieves a lot recently.
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"Okay-"
"What was that?"
"Uh..."
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Nothing! Pack a bag
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*whispers* "On it."
"I already pre ordered your tuxedo!"
"Yaaaaay..."
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Pinkie commence Operation operation cupcake!
*Salutes* on It Honey bunny!