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Roleplays · 6:18pm Jun 2nd, 2020

"I just found the changeling's favorite game."


"Roleplaying. I snuck into Oculus' dorm to surprise him, and he thought I was Ocellus, so he turned into another dragon, and, well..."

"And you didn't say anything?!"

"Would you?"


"That's what I thought."

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"Ooh, that sounds fun! I'm gonna try it!"

"Silverstream, no..."

You have fun

i wanna try to!


"Wait, wait, wait- what's happening?!"

"Everyone wants to do some erotic roleplaying with you, apparently."

"Wait, where's Ocellus during all of this?"

"I dunno."

oooooh that kinda role playing

What did you think he meant

uh just having fun kind not that I do that kinda stuff with you~

Pinkie not in public!


"Now you got me wanting to try it~"

"Ooh! Ooh! Yona, too!"

"You guys..."

*falls over laughing* i can’t breathe!

i think I should stop talking now

This whole conversation is either r/hmmm worthy or r/HolUp material. Maybe both.

"My whole life has been a lie up to this point."

"Ten bits says he's gonna think everybody's Ocellus."

"Ooh! Ooh! Hey Oculus! I'm Ocellus! I give you affection even if you don't want it, but I also suck up to you for your complete attention!"

"Hehe. Good impression."

Why do I think that Ocellus planned this

"Must have. She usually gets angry if I'm not back at the dorm by 10 PM."


"Hey, that's right!" *is suddenly Ocellus* "You really do know me!"

"Wait, what the f-"

"So... so, did Smolder and I...?"


"I hate you."

"I love you, too~!"

"Apparently, I'm dating all her friends, now."


"Or, rather, they're dating me. I guess it's more of a 'friends with benefits' thing."

"I cannot get any sleep!"

"They're just getting used to him. Besides, he better not. Everyone knows I knew him first."

"And Gallus always wants me to-"

*she hits him on the side of the head with a random crowbar* "You'll see him later."

Wow I expected better from Gallus and sanbar

"Hey, what did I do?!"

"You keep trying to strip-search him for any projectiles because he 'might hit you with something.'"

"W-W... I do not-"

"Sandbar- Sandbar, we've seen it."

Wait you watch them do it

"You should see how much Sandbar lets Oculus touch his butt."

"I-I do not!"

Dude I knew you were more feminine than all the girls but damn


"Stop denying it."

Damn you just got trashed my guy

“Aww, don’t make fun of him. He just appreciates the fact that Oculus likes doing butt stuff.”

*groans and hides his face in his hooves*

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