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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 10 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 171 views
  • 23 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 25 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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  • 29 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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May
31st
2020

Is Celestia's weight scale gathering dust? · 10:20pm May 31st, 2020

Or do you think she destroyed her weight scale long ago?

Comments ( 9 )

Dude she broke that thing a long time ago

5272803
Her almighty butt broke it?

I think she never bothered with buying one in the first place, because she's easily twice as tall as normal ponies who could be considered tall and that's going to push her outside the tolerances of anything not specifically designed with her in mind. I'm not even going to talk about the reasons you were actually referring to because they're a moot point.

5272804
Do ponies have weightscale Technology? The only scales weve seen in the Show, as far as i can remember, is the medieval kitchen scale thingy, where you put weights on one side, and alchemy and potion ingredients on the other.

Most ponies seem to have the exact same BMI regardless of diet due to Magical metabolism or whatever.

Would be funny to see celestias blind reaction to anon introducing the Thing to her.

Considering she's been so big in Bendy stories that she's become the universe...

Yeah. :rainbowkiss:

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She's a lot bigger. She becomes the omniverse with planets (with life on them) orbiting around her.


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It could be funny. The machine calling her fat. XD

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indeed :) although failure to be expected from a scale calibrated for humans. There are other ones though, like Zoos have scales for elephants and stuff, and there are industrial strength Aircraft weighing scales for Commercial airliners.

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