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  • 7 weeks
    Conlang Ponish

    Has anyone ever done a conlang workup of Ponish? It doesn't have to be GOOD but I could really use some idea what it might sound like to a non-Ponish speaker. I'm a novice conlanger and I COULD go down that rabbit hole, but it's probably not an effective use of my time.

    It's an effective use of someone else's time, tho. :ajsmug:

    Any help is appreciated.

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  • 31 weeks
    Getting Some of My Mojo Back

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    Miss horse butts and horse drama tho. And I have SO many unfinished fanfics.

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  • 34 weeks
    This Past Year Has Sucked

    And it's still ongoing. There are some things you want to do, something things you have to do for loyalty, and some things you have to do for survival. If there's an afterlife, I hope I can just write and draw and put things in a library when I'm done with them. It doesn't matter if anyone but God sees them. I want to make things forever without being interrupted by the needs of life.

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  • 43 weeks
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  • 44 weeks
    It Works Online, Too


    [sauce]

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May
29th
2020

Chekov's N99 10mm · 3:04pm May 29th, 2020

Writing Fallout: Equestria is like:

:raritystarry: Places gun over fireplace. "Perfect!"

:raritywink: "Now, this will needto go off by the third act, so..."

Gun: BANG

:raritydespair: "Oh! You startled me!"

Gun: BANG BANG BANG

:duck: "Setup/payoff is a bit more satisfying if you delay it a bit, darling."

Gun: BANG

:duck: "It's good that you're trying. That's what's really important."

Gun: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

:raritydespair: "This is getting a bit excessive! Will you please stop?"

Gun:

:raritystarry: "Thank you. Now, what other details should I establish early on?"

Gun: reloads

Gun: BANG

:raritycry: "I cannot work under these conditions!"

Unrelated: I am very open about wtiring fanfic, and very excited about my FoE story. But people who don't know thier brony history -- IE almost everybody -- don't know about one of the best novels ever written and wouldn't understand it if they did.

So they're all: :rainbowhuh: "Now did you write Fallout: Equestria?"

And I'm all: :raritycry: "I WISH I DID."

Comments ( 5 )

I tried writing a Fallout: Equestria story once, but I got so caught up in having fun with the game mechanics that I never really fleshed out the actual story. :twilightsheepish:

5271171

Yup. There's a reason these things are usually obscenely long. :rainbowlaugh:

PresentPerfect
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I'd really like to go back and rewrite my FoE story to be better.

Then again, I'd rather write one of the two long stories I've had ready for the past 6 years. <.<

5271490

Which one was that? You've written 86 stories?!

I guess there's enough MLP fanfic to keep me from having to read a "serious" book until the day I die, if I'm so inclined. :twilightsmile:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

5271511
That's my plan! :D

I think it's called "Aegis"? Don't read it though, it needs work. c.c

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