Do you think this would be funny to read? · 7:51am May 24th, 2020
Human gets turned into a sentient, shape shifting weapon of great power and can only speak to the wielder.
"Wait! NO! NO! YOU'RE NOT CRAZY! COME BACK!" She put me back in the stone anyway. "WHYYYY??!!"
Murderer finds the weapon. "I swear to the god that put me in this thing, I will find a way to stab you if you don't leave me alone!"
Sombra finds the weapon. "Bitch, I'm already a cursed weapon, why the fuck would you put ANOTHER curse on me??!!"
Trixie finds the weapon. "Your soul is a cavern of lies."
Gilda. "So you told your only friend to fuck off because she chose her friends you were treating like crap for no justifiable reason over you? And you think I'm going to help you... What? Bitch! Put me back in the fucking stone or hand me off to some random guard, I don't care which!"
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I didn't realize that until you made that post lol.
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Thx You should have Flim and Flam pick him up so he can say Bitch I'm having a hard time believing you're this retarded
That would definitely be an interesting read, if nothing else. I don't think I've seen many stories that have the MC being a sentient weapon, so I definitely would want to read this story. Might even toy with the idea some more myself.
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"If you're expecting some sort of profit from me, you'll first have to offer up the souls of 1,000 virgin mares before (insert insane tasks here)."
How's that?
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FLOL
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Love it
Do it.
i don't know what to say to that