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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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May
23rd
2020

He danced with the angels til' a quarter past eleven-um · 3:41am May 23rd

Now the moral of this story is that riches are no joke-ium
We will all go to heaven for we all are stony-broke-ium!

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Anypony who causes Surprise Bolan in my feed is fine by me.

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