I made funny haha song parody

To the tune of Seasons of Love: https://youtu.be/s1c3MARlJ0Q

>Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets.
>Five hundred twenty five thousand paying the whore.
>Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets.
>Why do you donate when you’re so poor?

>For shoutouts?
>For Thank-yous?
>For titties?
>For top donation?
>You think that she’ll date you for the right price?

>To five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets:
>You’re wasting money, take my advice.
>How about stop?
>How about stop?
>How about stop?
>Please just stop.
>Please fucking stop (stop)
>Just fucking stop (stop)

>Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets.
>Five hundred twenty five thousand assholes to ban.
>Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets.
>Did you start crying at the ring on her hand?

>In truths that you learned,
>knowing now that she lied?
>In the cash that you burned,
>or the way your dreams died?
>It's time now to wake up,
>these fantasies must end.
>You’re celibate, you’re fat, you smell weird, and you have no friends.

>You’ll never find love.
>You’ll never find love.
>You’ll never find love.
>Give up on love.
>Give up on love.

If I had musical talent, I’d like to make it into an actual song. Sadly I am the Helen Keller of music.

Comments

[Pickleless]

You’re celibate, you’re fat, you smell weird, and you have no friends.

Hey, I have friends.

[Enonnnymous]

Why isn't there a like button on blogs? smh