OPC Operators Pamphlet · 4:39pm May 9th, 2020
Orbital Party Cannon (OPC) Operators Pamphlet
Pinkie Incorporated
By Sales Representative Steakthedog
Dear reader
Thank you for purchasing an Orbital Party Cannon (OPC) from Pinkie Inc we would like to thank you for your purchase as well as a decent amount of Party Supplies From our stock.
The OPC uses many secret proprietary parts from Pinkie Inc so DO NOT USE any parts not bought from Pinkie Inc as they may cause operational issues with the OPC.
The OPC is not to be use for any purpose considered mean including but not limited to; use as an orbital weapon, forcing parties on beings harmed by parties, and not leaving place where beings can leave the party caused by the OPC. Failure to comply with this will cause you to lose the OPC and possibly face criminal charges.
The amount of party supplies needed for one full party using and OPC is 5 tonnes. A full party will cover about 89.764% of the planet fired upon. The party supplies being used does not matter but it is recommended that you use Pinkie Inc brand Party Supplies to prevent incompatibility issues.
The use of an OPC must be announced if there are beings that could be harmed by the party as well as the location of the party safe area. Failure to comply with this will result in the confiscation of the OPC and possible criminal charges.
An OPC is not a toy. Any attempt to use it as such will result with the OPC being confiscated.* Attempting to use an OPC as a toy can result in harm and general unhappiness.
Pinkie Incorporated is a licensed subsidiary of Pinkie Pie Corporation. The illicit use of Pinkie Incorporated equipment may result in harm to the user. *Exceptions are made for beings that are at least 1.5 times the size of the OPC. Pinkie, the Pinkie Inc logo, the Orbital Party Cannon name, The Orbital Party Cannon logo, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie Corp logo, Pie, and Pie Corp logo are all licensed trademarks of Pinkie Pie Corporation ltd. See the maintenance manual for repair instructions. See the training manual on operating procedures and special cases.
Thank you,
Steak
