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  • 8 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 12 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 14 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 15 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 17 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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May
9th
2020

TTISI: KIRBY SUPER STAR PT 2 OR SOMETHING · 4:06am May 9th, 2020

Right! Time to go smack a bitch!

BeeP

Ohhhhh Metaknight, you big fucking nerd, I want your ship in the Atlantic, and your lunch money!

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Oh fuck, no, not the engines- NOT THE ENGINE-

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Wow, just gonna yeet me at a mountain like that?

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Oh fuck, ten seconds, HURRY UP HURRY UP-

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For some reason, when I was younger, I always had a problem with the underwater section.

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KAREN BIRD, TIME FOR YOUR CHILD SUPPORT

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ROUND TWO METAKNIGHT!!!

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I don’t remember the specifics of this part of the gameplay, I just know that I come up to a mechanical lobster with wheels.

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I’m going to use this painting ability- to gouge out your eyes! I mean, it’s more like, I paint your eyes, but- fuck it, you get the point.

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Metaknight: Kirby, pick up the sword to face me.

Me: So what was the point of letting me choose an ability? Oh well.

BeeP

*gives the final blow* Duh duh DUuUuUuUuuH! He’s like Kirby!

BeeP

Bro, all I gotta do for this boss fight is just float in front of the core. Weak sauce.

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SHIT SHIT SHIT- wheelie move like your Mc’fuckin’ life depends on it!!

BeeP

Ah, another job well done. Casualties are probably within the thousands, if the hundreds of crew members I mercilessly sucked up like a fat boy at a Golden Corral was any indication.

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Marx: Kirby! The Sun and Moon are fighting! Can you-

Me: Bro, I gotchu, just don’t do some backstabby bad shit within the next hour, alright?

BeeP

Green Planet

Oh god I forgot that I have to find my abilities. I did not like this part of Milky Way Wishes.

BeeP

Oh fuck yeah! Water planet!

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Eh, the cave planet’s okay, it’s just................... no.

BeeP

Oh fuck, not the fire planet. For the longest time, I could never find where the last ability was, and when I did, I completely forgot where I found it.

BeeP

Some of you are probably noticing how I skipped a couple planets. Well, that’s because I don’t have much to say on some of them. The mechanical planet’s fun though.

BeeP

Okay, now, at each planet, we got a big super star, which goes into the holy wand at the wish fountain. Now, we’re about to use these like the seven- wait.... *looks at the stars in realization* I JUST WENT ON A DRAGONBALL QUEST FOR STARS TO GET A WISH FROM A RIDICULOUSLY HUGE BEING.

BeeP

Not gonna lie, I liked Terminal Montage’s version of Nova better. He really is just a- *gets butted out the way by Marx*

Marx: NOVA!!! I WANT UNLIMITED POWER AND CONTROL OVER DREAMLAND

Nova:...... okay fam.

Me: You fuckin’ sonovabitch.

Marx: My plan worked! It really worked! Now I can do anything!

BeeP

Fun fact, it is canonical that the SOLE REASON Marx made that wish from Nova, and the whole purpose of him being angry and crazy and shit, is because he was hungry for sammich (sandwich).

Nope. I’m not shitting you, Marx is the personification of a Snickers commercial. This dude literally turns into a power crazier demon because he was hungry, granted, that was a penguin’s fault, but still.

BeeP

Hey, hey Marx.

Marx: *stops creating a black hole and connects him body again*

Me: Bitch- *SLAMS THAT MOFO WITH A HAMMER AND SENDS HIM CARENING AT NOVA LIKE A FUCKING BOSSS*

BeeP

Welp, I hope y’all learned a lesson. If you’re hungry, don’t be Marx and take over the world, just eat a snickers.

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