The Elements of Harmony prevent Nightmare Moon from saying the N-word: a stage play · 3:51am May 6th, 2020
Nightmare: YOU ARE ALL TOO LATE, ELEMENTS! EVEN WITH THE POWER OF THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, YOU CANNOT STOP ME FROM SAYING THE N-WORD!
Pinkie: TWILIGHT! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Twilight: WE REMEMBER WHAT PRINCESS SHREKLESTIA TOLD US. THE ELEMENTS GIVE US A POWER THAT TRANSCENDS THE POWER OF THE N-WORD.
Applejack: BUT TWI! THAT POWER IS LEGENDARY! IT'S SAID TO NOT EXIST! YA DON'T MEAN...!
Rainbow Dash: THE N-WORD PASS?!
Fluttershy: NONE OF US CAN HANDLE ITS POWER ALONE!
Twilight: LUCKY FOR US WE AREN'T ALONE! WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, WE CAN WIELD THE POWER OF THE N-WORD PASS AND DEFLECT NIGHTMARE'S ATTACKS!
(Nightmare smashes the stone Elements into rubble. The ponies are distraught.)
Nightmare: MWU HA HA HA HA! YOU FOOLS THOUGHT IT ACTUALLY EXISTED?! WAKE UP AND FACE REALITY! THERE IS NO N-WORD PASS! NOTHING CAN COUNTER IT! NOW PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM! I'M GONNA FREAKING SAY IT!
Rarity: DO SOMETHING! I CAN'T COUNTER HER IN TIME!
Nightmare: NI-
Pinkie Pie: [STAR PLATINUM!] ZA ECURESSSTRIA!
(With a bass boosted fart sound, time slows to a halt. Nopony but Pinkie Pie can move.)
Pinkie Pie: GOOD. I MADE IT. TWILIGHT! USE YOUR INSTINCTS! ORAORAORAORSORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!!!!!
(Pinkie unleashes a storm of cupcakes upon Nightmare Moon. As she does so, time resumes its normal pace with the reversed sound of the above. Nightmare is flung back, but activates her magic and unleashes the sound wave of the bruh #2 sound effect. Pinkie and the others are flung back, and Nightmare lets loose a snarl as Twilight gasps in realization.)
Twilight: OF COURSE! THERE MAY NOT BE AN N-WORD PASS, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING THAT DOES EXIST! A POWER TO SURPASS EVEN THE N-WORD OR ITS PASS!
Nightmare: WHAT?! WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE THAT CAN DEFEAT THE MIGHT OF THE N-WORD?!
(Little hearts and sparkling glows surround all six ponies as smiles appear on them all. Nightmare's shout of the N-word is drowned out by the bass boosted words of the Elements of Harmony.)
All the ponies: WHOEVER SAYS THE N-WORD IS GAY!!!
(A rainbow hurricane encompasses Nightmare Moon, making her cry in horror)
Nightmare Moon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆEEEEEEEEEEEEÊËÉÙÛÖOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Okay, I can actually see this as an actual fic
I’m pretty sure we all know what the N-Word is, knowing Nightmare Moon.
I don't even know what I just read but I love it
What
Celestia: Awww, shucks, and I was counting on your company tonight, dear sister...
Also Chrysalis gets the N-word pass. Thorax can kind of get away with it. Ocellus cannot because she was born a skittlebug.
*is having a meal while starting to read*.....*slowly starts eating again after finishing*
I think my brain just melted.
I'm getting serious Eggman Pisses on the Moon vibes from this.
Everybody is yelling, but I'm picturing this in a Jason Bateman-esk tone of voice.