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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Apr
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2020

I’m I-gave-upsexual · 9:14am Apr 29th, 2020

”N- no I don’t know, look, maybe straight? Probably? There was this one guy I felt something towards once, but not physically, so demisexual? No? Well those feelings died after he kept being a jerk. Autochorisexual? What a bloated word. Um, it means I like sexual stuff but I just don’t care for uh, sex itself. No, I’ve never done it, I just, I just don’t want to. Uh. I’m not sure if it’s lack of hormonal desire or not really wanting to ever do it due to the concept being ruined before I even hit 14 years old. Look, I didn’t need to know what I was before this point to be happy, okay? I’m something dude. I don’t know and I don’t care to work it out, it’s too much trouble, but I’m something.”

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Comments ( 10 )

Mood.
I just made up my own word for my orientation, everyone else seemed to be doing it.

Yeah, well, doesn’t matter what you are. I still think you’re pretty neat.

I just focus on what makes me happy (both meanings), and dont fret over the details.

Keep being YOU!!!

What Krusk and M0nger said, Pickle.

Too-cool-sexual. Just keep staying cool and chill, my guy. Follow the path that keeps you happiest.

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Thank you.
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I feel you, and old, I feel old.
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I actually use my non dominant hand

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I actually use my non dominant hand

Isn't that the norm?

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I super messed who I was replying to at points.
Well.

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That's new to me lol.

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