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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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We're interviewing JOSH SCORCHER · 10:54pm April 24th

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Also, if you do the flicking your cheeks thing but instead do a sort of hissing screeching noise, you can immitate the synth in the middle of Joe Walsh's "Life's Been Good"

You're a little scary, pencil...I rather enjoy that about you!

Eat your own pants!

I'm going to have to start assuming you're British, because this doesn't make quite as much sense otherwise.

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