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  • 8 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 12 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 14 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 15 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 17 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Apr
23rd
2020

TTISI: Kirby: Suoer Star (HECK YEEEEEEEEE-) · 5:49am Apr 23rd, 2020

Okay, I’ve played this game so many times, I could actually speed run it. That’s how much I love this game.

BeeP

Spring Breeze? More like- KING DEDEDE, SUCK ON DEEZ!!!

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I’mma eat you like a chicken nugget, then cook your friends like they’re about to be Deep Fried Oreos.

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I could actually go for some fried gator tails. I’ve only known this one restaurant in the middle of nowhere that his them, but I rarely ever go to it since it’s so far away. Where was I? Oh yeh- There’s a reason seals aren’t cut out to be ice skaters dude, stop it. YOUR DREAMS ARE NOTHING- YOU GET!!! NOTHING!!!... YOU LOOOOOOOOOSE!!!

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When it comes to repetitive bosses, the tree is always welcomed. Like, there)s this other game that normally uses a tree as a first boss, and people hate it. Meanwhile, everytime I see this tree, I’d give it a hive five before reminding it why it should be scared of me.

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DEDEDE!!! GET YOUR PENGUIN ASS OVER HERE BOI-

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Begone- *throws a bomb right at Dedede’s face* T H O T ! ! !

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Why would Dedede even stockpile food? I’m sure they explained it somewhere, but I never figured it out for myself.

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Alright, in Dyna Blade, we’re takin’ a nap, and this absolute K A R E N of a bird just WAKES US UP. I understand your pain Kirby, c’mon, let’s make some KFC.

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Time to cook people alive again.

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FUCK YOUR CASTLE!!!

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Because I sucked and ate a guy, I managed to gain access to an arsenal of weapons.

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I’m comin’ up this mountain Karen, AND YOU BET YOUR FEATHERED ASS I’M FINNA MAKE SOME KFC OUTTA YOU

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Bird! I challenge you with this sword!

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*kills the Karen* And now- *camera shows that Dyna Blade had kids* the little shits we take care of because of legal reasons.

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*camera shows Dyna and her babies flying after Kirby raised them a bit* Little did people know, this was actually after a custody battle in court. Dyna won because she’s their mother. And since that day on, Dyna was a fucking bitchbecausesheneverpaidmebackforraisinghergoddamnkids-

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Next is the Underground Cave Offensive. Oh boy. I’m not collecting everything, I’m just moving past.

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GEORGE GEORGE, KING OF THE JUNGLE-

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Fuck off you pilfering parakeets with pilot hats.

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I’m having a... WHALE of a time!... I’ll just kill myself now.

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Fuck this castle too, it’s god damn convoluted.

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I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT I DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO GO THROUGH IT.

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Wizard? That’s a weird way of saying ‘Free Target Practice’.

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I am the dark knight! I may be missing an arm, but tis’ not but a flesh wound.

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How to kill this Dragon: Number one, get gud.

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Fuck you chamelions, the only one I liked was Rango from Rango.

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Clouds... someone’s been hitting that vape too hard.

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Fuck your rocks, I’m the Dwayne Johnson to your John Cena-

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Gourmet Race... Eeeeh, I don’t really say a lot for this one, other than that King Dedede might get diabetes by the end, oh well.

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Comments ( 2 )

Is it sad that I recognized every part you commented on?

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no I also did. in fact I know their is a copy of it around my house somewhere.

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