TTISI: Kirby: Suoer Star (HECK YEEEEEEEEE-) · 5:49am Apr 23rd, 2020
Okay, I’ve played this game so many times, I could actually speed run it. That’s how much I love this game.
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Spring Breeze? More like- KING DEDEDE, SUCK ON DEEZ!!!
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I’mma eat you like a chicken nugget, then cook your friends like they’re about to be Deep Fried Oreos.
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I could actually go for some fried gator tails. I’ve only known this one restaurant in the middle of nowhere that his them, but I rarely ever go to it since it’s so far away. Where was I? Oh yeh- There’s a reason seals aren’t cut out to be ice skaters dude, stop it. YOUR DREAMS ARE NOTHING- YOU GET!!! NOTHING!!!... YOU LOOOOOOOOOSE!!!
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When it comes to repetitive bosses, the tree is always welcomed. Like, there)s this other game that normally uses a tree as a first boss, and people hate it. Meanwhile, everytime I see this tree, I’d give it a hive five before reminding it why it should be scared of me.
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DEDEDE!!! GET YOUR PENGUIN ASS OVER HERE BOI-
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Begone- *throws a bomb right at Dedede’s face* T H O T ! ! !
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Why would Dedede even stockpile food? I’m sure they explained it somewhere, but I never figured it out for myself.
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Alright, in Dyna Blade, we’re takin’ a nap, and this absolute K A R E N of a bird just WAKES US UP. I understand your pain Kirby, c’mon, let’s make some KFC.
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Time to cook people alive again.
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FUCK YOUR CASTLE!!!
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Because I sucked and ate a guy, I managed to gain access to an arsenal of weapons.
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I’m comin’ up this mountain Karen, AND YOU BET YOUR FEATHERED ASS I’M FINNA MAKE SOME KFC OUTTA YOU
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Bird! I challenge you with this sword!
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*kills the Karen* And now- *camera shows that Dyna Blade had kids* the little shits we take care of because of legal reasons.
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*camera shows Dyna and her babies flying after Kirby raised them a bit* Little did people know, this was actually after a custody battle in court. Dyna won because she’s their mother. And since that day on, Dyna was a fucking bitchbecausesheneverpaidmebackforraisinghergoddamnkids-
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Next is the Underground Cave Offensive. Oh boy. I’m not collecting everything, I’m just moving past.
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GEORGE GEORGE, KING OF THE JUNGLE-
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Fuck off you pilfering parakeets with pilot hats.
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I’m having a... WHALE of a time!... I’ll just kill myself now.
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Fuck this castle too, it’s god damn convoluted.
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I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT I DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO GO THROUGH IT.
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Wizard? That’s a weird way of saying ‘Free Target Practice’.
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I am the dark knight! I may be missing an arm, but tis’ not but a flesh wound.
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How to kill this Dragon: Number one, get gud.
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Fuck you chamelions, the only one I liked was Rango from Rango.
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Clouds... someone’s been hitting that vape too hard.
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Fuck your rocks, I’m the Dwayne Johnson to your John Cena-
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Gourmet Race... Eeeeh, I don’t really say a lot for this one, other than that King Dedede might get diabetes by the end, oh well.
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Is it sad that I recognized every part you commented on?
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no I also did. in fact I know their is a copy of it around my house somewhere.