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  • 8 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 11 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 13 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 14 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 16 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Apr
21st
2020

TTISI: Final Fantasy IX (Part 3sy squeezy) · 5:17pm Apr 21st, 2020

An ice wizard? It’s rather cool to meet you!... Alright, I’ll kill you now.

BeeP

Yellow (Vivi): Hey, what happened? Why was everyone knocked out?
Will (Zidane): Uuuuuh *flashback to the ice wizard I killed, which looked like Yellow except taller and darker, which would give Yellow an existential crisis*..., don’t worry about it.

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Garnet: I shall go into town-
Will: First, you need a new name. We can’t just announce that the princess is in town.
Garnet: Okay.
Me: I could call her a discount famous person.
McFaggot, if he had heard me: IDENTITY IS NOT A JOKE JIM, MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR.

Garnet: Hey, what’s this knife thing?
Will: A dagger.
Garnet: Sounds like a good name for me.
Me: Wait a minute, as your God, I get to choose if it’s a good name!... Yeah, it’s good enough. I can’t think of anything funny.

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So, I kinda realized that McFaggot (Steiner) is a lot like Papyrus. Like, when I read his lines, I can hear something that sounds like Papyrus’ voice, but deeper. Like, c’mon, look at him.

Another thing I realized, is that it feels like a Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Now, normally, when I play DND, I’m playing a character that, one way or another, is fudged up. For instance, my first character was an alcoholic rogue that practically becomes an arsonist if he’s ever sober. Then, the next character, is a warlock that made a pact with a Kraken, and he uses all these water-type spells, but he doesn’t know how to swim and he gets ptsd when he’s in stomach-level of water.

When I DM’d for a campaign, I think I’m horrible at it, but I’ll talk about that later. The point is, I think I really like this game because it’s like a game of Dungeons and Dragons!

BeeP

Me: Oh cool a town.
Random kids: Oh shizzle, is that...?
Me: Uh, I think we may have to hide Dagger.

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Inn keeper: Ooohoohooo *insert creepy laugh*
Me: Okay, we reeaaally need to hide Dagger.

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Me: Hey Yellow, what’s up?
Yellow: I keep hearing these strange noises
Will: Oh, that’s just the Chocobo.
Chocobo: Kyweh!
Me: *wonders where the fuck that came from*

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Will: Hey Dagger, where’s Yellow.
Dagger: *shrugs*
Me: Hm. A bit worrisome.

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Me: I’ve literally looked everywhere, he’s not here, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BOI!!! WHO THE FUCK TOUCHA MY CHILD!?!?

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Yellow: *voices comes through a pipe in the ground* I-I’m scared, the adults told me to stay here, and I d-don’t know what t-to do...
Me: I’m coming for you! Just stay where you are my boy, I gotchu!

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Yellow is precious and should be protected at all costs.

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