Happy new year, 2023 ! Darn... I don't know about you, but to me, 2022 passed FAST! Then again, with all the crap that happened around the world, maybe that's for the better .
In other words time for another comedy one-shot! It's funny, it's silly, and it's scientifically proven to make you forget about the inflation for at least 10 minutes(*)! Go check it out:
Here lies the body of Rainbow Dash, done to death by a sudden crash. It wasn't the speedy stunt that laid her low but a prank on a friend that made her go.
It's especially 'fun' if you just spend hours spitting your guts out, writing something to let the author know what didn't exactly work. Here you were doing your best to help the author improve... to discover later that not only that one comment was deleted, but the rest of your comments you made days/weeks/months ago are gone too...
Trying to... But some of the coffins you can buy online are so awesome, they're to die for
Seriously though, if that thing hits me, I may be in real trouble - my lungs are not that great. But what can you do? Keep Calm and Flutter On - that's my motto
Stay safe.
:)
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Trying to... But some of the coffins you can buy online are so awesome, they're to die for
Seriously though, if that thing hits me, I may be in real trouble - my lungs are not that great. But what can you do? Keep Calm and Flutter On - that's my motto
Also, this helps:
Oof. Good luck.
Don't get broke, coffins are hella expensive.
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Especially this beaut:
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Makes you wanna sing "I'm on a highway to hell!"
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Now THAT"S how to leave this world in style.
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That's nothing, google 'Graham Chapman's Memorial Service' (A guy from Monty Python) to see how to REALLY go out in style - best funeral EVER