I'd totally watch/read this

Old Woman Toph recaps all of TLA and LOK to her grandkids.

"How did you and Aang meet?"
"I beat up some wrestlers. Then Aang got kidnapped by them. So I beat them up again."

"Tell me how you learned to metalbend!"
"Two dunderheads put me in a metal box, so I bent the door off and escaped."
"You make it sound so easy."
"It was."

"What about the time Lord Zuko joined your team?"
"We found an upside down temple. He burned my feet. And then Sokka blew up a guy's head with his boomerang."

"How did Korra defeat Kuvira?"
"There was a giant robot. My kids got inside and tore it up. And then Korra went on a vacation with her girlfriend."
"You make it sound like your kids did all the work."
"And?"

"What about the Avatar movie?"
"I was blind. And not in it. I got off easy."

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[FanOfMostEverything]

"What about the Avatar movie?"

"Classic boy meets girl, only the girl's a monkey-cat and there's a lot of corporate greed and fight scenes."
"No, the other Avatar movie."
"There is no other Avatar movie."

[justheretoreadstories]

"What about the Avatar movie?"
"I was blind. And not in it. I got off easy."

You got that right.

[DrakeyC]

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"I mean the one directed by Shy-"
"There is no other Avatar movie."

[Super Trampoline]

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*in Ba-Sing-Sey
( i’m probably butchering the spelling.)

[Blaze3713]

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Remove the y and hyphens and you're good.

[Super Trampoline]

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Thanks!

[Rytex]

"Didn't they make a play about you?"
"Heck yeah they did. They got me exactly right."
"Weren't you played by a giant buff dude?"
"EXACTLY RIGHT."