New story and an important (and oh so serious) announcement · 8:17pm Apr 1st, 2020
There comes a time in every bun’s life where she must grow up and put childish things away. Like ponies, and slice of life drama fics. For me, my time has come. I’m giving up on these things, and I’m going to from now on be writing Much More Mature stories. With anthro ponies! And sex! You know it’s mature because there’s sex in it! Ignore the fact that almost all my stories have already had sex, because this is Mature Rated Sex!
Anyway what I’m saying is that on this day where this is most certainly not a joke of any kind, I’m giving up on Who We Become and other such childish stories, and I’ll be focusing exclusively on my magnum opus, Torn, which is about a mare with a dick and the things she does with that dick. Very cutting edge stuff, I assure you. She bangs like, at least three mares in this story, so you know it’s Just So Mature! I’m really serious on this day of most seriousness, y’all! This is the future for everyone, and I’m paving the way!
This story is so super advanced and lightyears ahead of what I was doing that it’s already got rave reviews! Just look at what the critics have to say about it!
“Say good bye to baby pony magic and hello to adult horse cock.”
~ Pasu
“Am confuse”
~ Anonymous (Not the weird guy with the question mark face, the other cooler one)
“What is wrong with you?”
~ My wife
“It’s about fucking time. By which I mean it's about time for fucking.”
~ Krixwell
“I always knew Twilight was packing heat!”
~ Moondancer
“Pairs well with Scotch and Cigars ...it’s THAT mature”
~ Anonymous (But like, a different Anonymous, also cooler than the question mark guy)
“It is indeed mature, and should only be read by those of drinking age. Because Harmony are you going to need that drink.”
~ Darkstarling
“Have you seen my glasses?”
~ Airhead
“This is obviously just a fake review by the author to fluff up the story. 10/10 would recommend!”
~ Dickis
So drop what or who you’re doing and read the new story that’s sure to take the nation by storm!
(on a serious note, this is a story I’ve genuinely been working on for some time and am taking seriously. This announcement may largely be joking, but the story itself is not. If you’re interested in erotica, do give it a read. This is also a sort of celebration of hitting 500 followers, as I’ll be updating twice a week while I have chapters for Torn – Sundays will be WWB as usual, Wednesdays will be Torn.)
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This sounds like the kind of porn I write. :) On board!
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Heck yeah! Glad to have you!