A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
It's forming a new positive connection in your brain which once had a negitive or neutral reaction that takes you by surprise, not to be confused with making you afraid.
Where-
Where are you all coming from?
Who said what?
My inner gossip whore must know, tell me-
So April Fools is kinda like Opposite Day so I wrote a not comedy.
April Fools~
Deleted the heated blog post at the request of a friend, if you have a sour taste in your mouth after that, I don’t, so you shouldn’t either.
Anyway, so ponies are cute.
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Oh hey~
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I'll WRITE MY OWN CRACK CHAPTER; WITH BLACKJACKS, AND HOOKERS, AND DERPYS
AND, HELL, I'll MAKE IT CANON TOO FOR THE EXTRA LOLS WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT?!?!
...
... Good lord the lock down is affecting me more than I thought... I'm not even locked down, I still have to work through all this crud!
Either this April Fools is going to be amazing... or a flood of WTF unseen since the great alicornination of 2013
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I'll WRITE MY OWN CRACK CHAPTER; WITH BLACKJACKS, AND HOOKERS, AND DERPYS
AND, HELL, I'll MAKE IT CANON TOO FOR THE EXTRA LOLS WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT?!?!
...
...
... Good lord the lock down is affecting me more than I thought... I'm not even locked down, I still have to work through all this crud!
Either this April Fools is going to be amazing... or a flood of WTF unseen since the great alicornination of 2013