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  • 8 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 12 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 14 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 15 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 17 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Mar
29th
2020

TTISI: Beating Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion (warning: spoilers) · 11:43pm Mar 29th, 2020

Alright, so, when I left off, I only had like, ten MemCakes left. *checks*... Scratch that, twelve.

BeeP

God daaaaaaaaammmiiiiiiiiiiit. I didn’t ask for this shit.

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Ah dammit, I’m in debt by 3000 points. Time to grind, I guess...

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Oh for fucks sake, stand still you bitch!

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For every curling bomb I miss, I will break a bone in your- oh wait, they’re octolings, they don’t have bones... SHIT.

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Why is this so hard!? *a bomb lands next to me before exploding, splatting me* DID I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION RANDOM ENEMY!?!?

BeeP

Ooooh shit, it’s about to get... EEL!!! *Looks at CQ Cumber, who only shakes his head and presses a button*

CQ: That joke was bad, test failed.

Worth it- *explodes*

BeeP

AaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

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Okay, I got all the fucking MemCakes! Now, it’s time for... *the locker in the central hub opens* The secret boss...

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AW FUCK WHY IS SHE SO DUMMY BUFF!!!

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*finally gets through first phase after about twenty deaths* YES!!! *the random bomb that took a bit to detonate kills me* FUUUUUUUU-

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*singing*: Why the fuck you bitchin’, quit fuckin’ biiiitchin’. Three, oh my god. STOP FUCKING SPLAAAATIN’.

BeeP

Okay, I started this boss fight at like, nine in the evening, and it’s already almost one o’clock in the morning. Thank God tomorrow’s a break day.

BeeP

*fast forward, about three or four weeks later, to today* .... Oh yeah, I’ve never finished Octo Expansion, did I?

BeeP

*talking to Linkvsgaming* Now remember, I’m only doing this because I want to. When you play, I just want you to get to the end.

Link: Alright. So, how hard is the boss fight?

Me: The boss constantly gets specials with short windows to attack her, but she will also have very good aim and constant supply of auto bombs.

Link:... Damn.

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Me: I can already feel the pain.

Link: Did you die?

Me: Yep. Twice already.

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Me: Haha- HAHA!!! I got through the first- *dies from an auto bomb that just waddles up* SONOVAFUUUUuuuuuck!!!

BeeP

Me: Shut up

Link: *laughing* I just hear, ‘HELL YEAH!!! OH FUCK!!! FUUUUUUUCK!!” What happened?

Me:... My body wasn’t ready, and I lost my spaghetti.

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Me: *dodging fifty different auto bombs* No, no p, no, fuck off, fuck off, LET ME HEAL, FUCK OFF!!!

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Me: NOOOOOOOO, I WAS RIGHT THERE!!,

Link: Huh?

Me: THE MOMENT I GOT TO THE FINAL PHASE, A FUCKING AUTOBOMB WADDLES THE FUCK UP. god damn, I’m so sick of all these motherfuckin’ bombs, on this motherfuckin’ platform!

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Me: *gets to the final phase, after almost fourty or fifty deaths* Okay, this is gonna be- *The AI for Agent 3 accidentally goes up to me, and gets splatted in the fuckin’ face. It’s the equivalent of throwing a punch, aiming for the body, but you accidentally deck them in the face* HOLY SHIT!!! I DID IT!!!

Link: No way.

Me: HELL YEAH!!!

Link: So, what did you get?! What’s your reward?!

Me: A golden.... Toothpick!

Link:....

Me: I’m so happy!

Link: Hold up, I spent the last hour listening to you curse, scream, and die, wanting so badly to get to the end, and the reward for beating the hardest boss in the game, is a TOOTHPICK?

Me:... Yeah?

Link: What the fuck Yellow? Isn’t there anything else!?

Me: Nope.

BeeP

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Comments ( 1 )

All the trails was worth it.... just for the golden toothpick I can agree

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