TTISI: Animal Crossing New Horizons, but not. Spoiler warning. · 10:48pm Mar 26th, 2020
Dude, ever since the trailer for it, I couldn’t wait! Just looks at this peaceful scenery! *gestures to the humans in cages, the possessed zombies walking around, and the pentagram on the door* Isn’t this nice?
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Ya know, funny thing, I could’ve sworn my secretary wasn’t Vega. Also, why is my house in space? Aw yeah! The mortally challenged! I forgot they have they’re own privacy now.
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* obtains Super Shotgun* Oh nice! They upgraded the shovel!
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*rips an arm in half, and uses the jagged bones to stab through the demon’s head* It’s great to make friends nowadays.
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*arrives at a nuclear facility* This is truly the heart of the community.
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Okay, I’ll stop bullshitting. It’s Doom Eternal. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s learn an important life lesson. *stabs a zombie with my wrist-mounted sword* Violence is NEVER the answer. *punches hellknight to knock him down* Violence, is simply the question. *stabs through the head with wrist-mounted sword* And the answer is yes.
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Hayden: YOU CAN’T JUST BLAST A HOLE INTO MARS.
Me: With that attitude we won’t.
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Hayden: That is a weapon, NOT a transport.
Me: If Master Chief can do it, so can I mother fucker.
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*kills Gladiator* Ding dong the bitch is dead, which old bitch? THIS BAD BITCH.
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Maykr: You’ve taken this too far.
Me: You say too far, *loads Super Shotgun* I say extra fuel points.
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So... Earlier, I actually managed to get up enough money to get Animal Crossing New Horizon. However, when I tried to load the prepaid cards, it wouldn’t work. So, now I have to wait about 24 hours to see if it’ll work then. However! I did actually get Doom Eternal last week, so I figured it’d be nice to just do that for today.
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