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Yellowtail


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  • 71 weeks
    Isolated Room (short vent story. Trigger warning: depressing)

    The walls surrounding me mock in shadowy jeers. I stare at the ceiling in my arm chair, feeling my face slide down more and more as I grow tired. I’m always tired. My shoulders feel disconnected, my muscles are reluctant to move, the constant crawling of invisible insects haunt my skin. A pit sits in my stomach as the mockery of production continues. The days slipped by since I have last slept

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  • 76 weeks
    Questions for Yellow

    I figured it’s been a while since I did a QnA, so I figured why not. Go ahead, ask just about anything! Have fun with it!

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  • 76 weeks
    Short: staying alive

    A silent room is suddenly woken up as a familiar figure walks in. The room is mostly empty, with a desk and chair in one corner. A computer sits on top of the desk, which comes to life from the push a button. With that, the man sits in his chair, and sighs.

    So... it's been a while. Almost ten months. Where have I been? That's a good question.

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  • 113 weeks
    Splatoon short: Yellow’s day out

    The sun shines as an excited Inkling knocked on an apartment door.

    Shtick: Hey! Yellow! Wake up! Wanna hang out today? Since you’re moving to Splatsville soon, I thought it’d be nice if-

    The door cracks open. A barely visible eye peeks through before the door opens a bit more. A hand goes through the space, and gives a thumbs up.

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  • 115 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 pt 5

    I concentrate heavily on my chess pieces. I feel like I can win this time.

    Sally: Nemo, this is the tenth try. Please reconsider.
    Me: No. I can’t.
    Sally: Why not?

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Mar
26th
2020

TTISI: Animal Crossing New Horizons, but not. Spoiler warning. · 10:48pm Mar 26th, 2020

Dude, ever since the trailer for it, I couldn’t wait! Just looks at this peaceful scenery! *gestures to the humans in cages, the possessed zombies walking around, and the pentagram on the door* Isn’t this nice?

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Ya know, funny thing, I could’ve sworn my secretary wasn’t Vega. Also, why is my house in space? Aw yeah! The mortally challenged! I forgot they have they’re own privacy now.

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* obtains Super Shotgun* Oh nice! They upgraded the shovel!

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*rips an arm in half, and uses the jagged bones to stab through the demon’s head* It’s great to make friends nowadays.

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*arrives at a nuclear facility* This is truly the heart of the community.

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Okay, I’ll stop bullshitting. It’s Doom Eternal. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s learn an important life lesson. *stabs a zombie with my wrist-mounted sword* Violence is NEVER the answer. *punches hellknight to knock him down* Violence, is simply the question. *stabs through the head with wrist-mounted sword* And the answer is yes.

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Hayden: YOU CAN’T JUST BLAST A HOLE INTO MARS.

Me: With that attitude we won’t.

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Hayden: That is a weapon, NOT a transport.

Me: If Master Chief can do it, so can I mother fucker.

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*kills Gladiator* Ding dong the bitch is dead, which old bitch? THIS BAD BITCH.

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Maykr: You’ve taken this too far.
Me: You say too far, *loads Super Shotgun* I say extra fuel points.

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So... Earlier, I actually managed to get up enough money to get Animal Crossing New Horizon. However, when I tried to load the prepaid cards, it wouldn’t work. So, now I have to wait about 24 hours to see if it’ll work then. However! I did actually get Doom Eternal last week, so I figured it’d be nice to just do that for today.

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