Wrong Bathroom...and Awkward Meet-up...O_O!!! · 6:28pm Mar 18th, 2020

The title of this blog probably doesn't sound that bad, but, uuuuh...this is actually one of my more, or most, embarrassing Blogs that I have written here. Which is is saying a lot, since I don't really share all that much embarrassing stuff here, but this has been on my mind for a while, so I thought I'd tell you guys this. Although, I am pretty sure that least a hundred of you guys are going to think that I am legitimately some sort of creep or peeping tom, after you hear this story. Now, before I go on, I'm gonna need you guys to listen to the whole blog first, before you go into the comments referring to me as such. Don't get half the blog, make up the rest that happened in your mind, and go to the comment section okay? You can talk shit to me about this whole situation, that's all good! Just talk shit to me on a responsible level! Please get your facts alright? Now, without further ado, let's move onto this little short story! Though I should probably tell you, reader's direction is advised all over this blog...sort of...O_O.

Alright, now, this takes place about three years ago when I was still going to Campolindo High School (best high school ever in my opinion), and around this time, I am about 17 years old. I was in my fourth period class one day, and the one thing I remember, is that I really, really, really need to go to the bathroom!!! I don't remember why, but I just really needed to use the restroom for some reason, and by that I mean I needed to take a dump. I was holding it pretty much all afternoon, and it was really getting to me. And I know if I did not do something about it now, then I was really going to be doing some...extra washing with my pants when I got home. So, I excused myself from my classroom and headed straight for the bathroom.

Now, in my previous school, the classes are set up in buildings that are in alphabetical order, though some of them may split or go down to the school. The A and B buildings are at the lowest parts of the school as you go up the stairs, while the C and D buildings are in the center of those buildings going up, with the E and F buildings making up for the back of them. On the sides of them are the E and F buildings that are on either sides of the school. They have bathrooms stretching to the ether sides of the building, the right side being for the staff, while the ones on the left are the students. The girls bathroom is in the lowest alphabetical section of the classroom, where the A and B buildings are, while the boys bathroom is right in between the E and F, and C and D buildings. This makes bathroom breaks there pretty long for the boys and girls, unless you have a period that lets you go to the bathroom quicker, and doesn't require you to walk or makes as much turns as a classroom that doesn't. Overtime I was able to narrow down the quickest ways to get to the bathroom, saving me the time I was out of my class periods, but on this day in question, in my haste to take a dump before my body decided to do it for me...I slipped up!!!

I didn't even remember to look at the sign to make sure it was the right bathroom! I was just intent insistent on taking this dump before anything embarrassing happened, that I just went in without a second thought! And I shit you not, no later than three seconds after I had entered the supposedly "right" bathroom, I hear someone shout out someone else's name. I sounded like mine, but I got the feeling that I wasn't me. I wasn't really focused on that though...what I was focused on what the structure of the bathroom's interior! Now, the way that the bathrooms for the boys and girls are set up is, for the boys, when you open the door, you make a right before making a left turn and finding the stalls unrinals. For the girls bathroom, is made the same way, yet the structure of that bathroom is reverse when it comes to entering and finding the stalls. It is this main difference, along with someone shouting where I am, that made me realize the horrible mistake that I made!!! With that, I just bolted right out of there, and much to my utter dismay, I saw a few other kids, the ones who had seen me right where I was. But they weren't mad...no, they were laughing amongst themselves, though whether it was at me or what they had seen happen, I really don't know...still don't know. So yeah, i just hustled right out of there, and went to the right bathroom that I should've remembered was further up the set of classroom buildings, and did my business there. Although, I'm pretty sure I felt a mixture of shameful embarrassment and embarrassed shame for the rest of that day.

Now fast forward a few months later, and I'm in my American Sign Language Class. I'm chatting it up with my classmates and we're going of this knew sign language assignment, when suddenly this girls scoots up to where I'm sitting. We talk for a little bit, and then she asks me if I went to campolindo and if I was someone she remembered. I said yes, and told her my name, and then she proceeded to tell me that she was the girl that I had startled back when I had accidentally went in the girl's bathroom back at Campolindo! At first, I didn't really believe her, but after she explained to me a...jump scare she had all doubt was immediately erased from my mind. Oh my god, I remember how absolutely horrified I was when I was told this! I thought that whole incident was put behind me and that I would never ever speak of that incident to anyone ever again! But no, fate decided to have some fun in embarrassing me by having me meet up with the girl who I had given the fright of her life to! Luckily enough for me, she was not mad at me either for that incident, and we had a bit of a good laugh about it, but oh god I was so embarrassed! I'm feeling it even now as I am typing this... god that was such an unpleasant situation to be in!!!

So yeah, that was what I can see my most embarrassing incidents that happened to me before graduating high school. Not much of those happened to me, but I can count that at the top of my list. Like I said before, what I had done was unintentional and completely on accident and under no circumstances was I trying to get a peak, alright? That was just me fucking up on not going to the bathroom at the proper time before me trying to hold my dump in had gotten out of hand.... I have certainly learned my lesson from that experience, and there is no way I'm gonna let that little fuck up happen to me again... Or else I am probably going to have to go through another incident like that a second time, and this time, I just know that I'm not going to get off anywhere near as lightly as I did this time....

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Jakub the Reshiram #1 · Mar 18th, 2020 · 1 · ·

Welp, that’s bad out

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Golden Fang Ryu Shenron #2 · Mar 18th, 2020 · · ·

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Yeah, it really was. I thank the gods and goddesses above that the people involved in that encounter were so understanding...or else things probably would've ended a lot worse.

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