Random Writing Prompt · 12:38am Mar 2nd, 2020
The writing prompt is: Imagine if a crossover happened between the show you last watched and the videogame you last played. How would that go? My reply:
Narrator “You’ve seen him in Hell’’s Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares. Now see him tackle his biggest project next: A Japanese Nuclear Reactor!”
*Gordon stands in a room with people buzzing around him.* “What the fuck am I doing here? I mean what the actual fuck.”
*Gordon is now in a small control room with a guy who sits in front of a panel.*
“What? Of course I don’t know what those valves mean, I’m Gordon fucking Ramsey! What do you mean you don’t know what that means?! It says Overload and has a flashing red light! I’m pretty sure that’s something bad! Don’t you roll your eyes at me, you cunt!”
*Gordon sits in the breakroom across from an employee* “I don’t know what the bloody hell I’m even doing here. The producers said that no one really cares about restaurants anymore so they stuck me here. What a god damn nightmare so far” He says while shaking his head and eating some soup from a bowl.
*Gordon runs into a conference room.* “Hey guys! There’s a group of gents in a small room, they can’t get out, half of them are banging on the door, the rest are waving at the camera frantically!” A supervisor continues to eat a sandwich and nods at Gordon. “It’s okay.” he mumbles. Gordon stares at him. “What the bloody hell do you mean it’s okay?! Those gents are going to die in there!”
Supervisor “Well they should have read the signs.”
Gordon “What the hell are you on about?! I didn’t see any god damn signs!”
Supervisor shrugs. “I’ll put the signs up later.”
*Gordon is standing looking at some valves.* He holds a hand on the side of his face. “Christ, look at this mess. How do they do this all day? I have no idea what’s going on.” He turns around and sees seven men in hazmat gear staring at him. Gordon points a shaky finger at them. “Wait, do...do I need one of those?! Seriously, was I supposed to be fucking wearing that?! Stop staring at me! Am I going to be okay?!”
*Gordon walks into their breakroom and rubs his hands together. * “Ah a kitchen! This is something I can work with!” Gordon speaks with a man in a chef’s hat. “You seriously just have ramen and salt?! Aw come on now, I’m sure you got something!” Gordon opens cupboard after cupboard and sees just roman with the occasional salt shaker. Gordon lets his arms hang at his sides in defeat. “I don’t believe this, not for one god damn minute. Sweet Christ, this place is absolutely horrid.”
*Gordon stands in a hallway intersection.* There’s alarms going off and employees are running around frantically in hazmat gear.* Gordon stands in the middle of the hallway confused. “Is that something bad?! Am I supposed to follow one of you?! Should I exit, should I go somewhere?! Does anyone speak fucking english?!” Gordon turns to the cameraman following him. “Stop laughing at me, you twat!”
Okay, that sounds awesome!
Definitely an interesting idea. Unfortunately, I have no idea how a Hitman/Star Wars: The Clone Wars crossover would work, so I guess that train of thought's just going to stay stuck in the station for now.
:)
Last show I watched was Bar Rescue, last game was Monster Hunter World. So Jon Taffer staring down a Great Jagras going “wth?”