Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain
As of now, I think the time has come to finally abandon my Fimfiction page. I don't particularly want any involvement in the MLP community any longer and I hold no interest in continuing to be an active member. While my page remains open to everyone, I've logged out permanently and don't think I'll return to it or use it again. No more blogs, no more stories, no related content - it's over.
I'm never going to be the person who goes out drinking with friends in the pub at the end of the week,
I'm never going to be the person to enter a stable relationship,
I'm never going to be the person to cry for those who won't cry for me,
I'm never going to be the person who gives up over a little tough break,
If you're staying, stay.
If you're playing around with me, kindly fuck off. I'm not in the mood.
Either follow or don't follow. It really is that simple. Make up your mind already.
Thank you. 
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Because I'm sad and because my guinea pig is an adorable fwubby enchanted squeaking potato, here's Oscar laying down and snuggling into his brother, Guinness's guinea bum. Don't ask why he did that, just look at how cute he's being. Requires all the ear rubs. Should have called him Sir Purrsalot. 🐹
Back when I introduced this story a few years ago, I was approached by a French Translator called Rainbowsoarin007 and they requested me to allow them to turn my story into a French translation for viewers in that part of the world and those who speak it.
I know you're all hiding out there somewhere! I'm not the only one!
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Hello, old chap!
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Why, hello, love! Lovely day for a proper brew, is it not?
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Positively marvellous weather, I do say!
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Yes, indeed! Time to pop the kettle on for a mornin' brew and then pop off to the shops! Y'know, anything to get out of the 'ouse in this rainy little paradise!
Pip-pop-spit-spot!
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Eeyup. Anythin' to keep t'cat from eatin' t'worms.
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Might go for a drive up to Essex, maybe to ogle some of the rich housewives. Ooh! Or perhaps I'll head to Wensleydale and check in with Wallace and Gromit on the cheese scene. Some Jacobs crackers an' extra mature chedda' over a crackin' pot'o pipin' 'ot bergamot. What'cha say, lad? Sound like a cracker of a time to you? 🇬🇧
And now, ladies and gentlemen, let us join hands and engross ourselves in our nation's anthem - God, Save the Queen by The Sex Pistols!
God save the queen,
Fascist regime,
She ain't no human being
Da-da-da-da-da!
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Sex Pistols? 'Eaven forbid! Why not go t' Greendale?
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Greendale?! Oh, choff! Bugger that, I'm off to Tipperary with my old kit bag and I'll light my fag with a Lucifer while I march over there! 👝
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Pack up your troubles!
And do call at Betty's of Harrogate on the way.
One of 'em was hanging out at a bar in Detroit last week. He might be back in jolly old England now, I dunno.
Hello! 👋
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A Blighter in Detroit?! Hmm, sounds like the start of a conspiracy towards us. Were you international agents working on a classified case? Or did you turn him into a Detroiter?
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'Ello, der, my fellow Brit! How're you on this windy and rainy English evening? 🇬🇧☕
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There's far too much rain over here. The fields are flooded and some roads nearby are blocked.
I'm American, but I've always thought, said & felt that this site needs more Brit Pones.
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I’m thinking he might have been planning an invasion. He was very close to Canada . . .
I, for one, welcome our
newold British overlords.external-preview.redd.it/kxepIv62UumOU1LJ67V80JTtjK5sMCETo391IyOxseo.jpg?auto=webp&s=74f870d1c2f9c08d079ca33553c917aeece51ca9
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Yeah, we're like an extinct species of Brony. There is a group for UK bronies, but I've hardly met or seen more than ten of us.
I think we might actually be endangered.
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Did you converse with the Brit?
Yes, England reign supreme! Flee in terror at our bowlers, top hats, bull dogs and 'hip-hip-cheerios', for we are coming to conquer more land to mould to the way of the Brit! *Sinister cackle*
(Oh, it is good to be king.
)
5210504 BobbyBrony is a BritPone
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Of course! Wouldn’t have been much of a bar hangout if we hadn’t, you know.
Sadly not me, but will tip my hat and give you a greetings here anyway
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Hmm, Brits mixing in and conversing with Americans? There's treachery afoot!
But it is true - us Brits have at least one pub or bar in every town, and we do enjoy a good pint or the occasional spirit. We're a pretty well-rehearsed bunch in the art of the alcohol and nightly tipple. If you're at the bar with one of us, you'll be in for a guaranteed, one fine time! Tally-ho! 🎩🍻🇬🇧
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And back to you, dear sir! *Tips bowler hat*
We welcome our American friends, even if they are teaphobes or don't fly a Union Jack.
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If it comes down to it, I’ve got all my tea ready to dump in the harbor.
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Many many thanks.
And I for one love tea, and though I do not fly a Union jack, I do have a union jack on my desk along with an original union flag of England and Scotland, as well as an English flag.