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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 3 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
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  • 13 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

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    Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain

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  • 17 weeks
    Christmas 2023 be like

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    Says it all, really...

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  • 18 weeks
    Monty Python's Life of Rocky Horror Superstar

    feat. Joel Smallbone as Biggus Dickus

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    On the other hand, everybody onboard seems to be having fun with it. 'Tis the season!...

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Feb
17th
2020

Applejack IRL · 3:35am Feb 17th, 2020

Scary.

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Comments ( 15 )
PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

if this were really Applejack, she'd be bucking apple trees

5204699

Would you settle for pecan trees?

Sir I, for one, am entirely appalled. How dare you come before us to thrust this blatant chicanery upon your trusting and loyal followers you charlatan? Who is this imposter you present before us? Applejack has a HAT.

Nice. :)

Are her parents dead too?

10/10 would ride.

Like with a saddle you pervs.

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The virgin clop denialist the chad horsefucker

PresentPerfect
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How dare you attempt to hornswoggle me with this Pecanjack. >:V

Now find the other five

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5205439
Would likely lose a few points for technique, but that's nevertheless what I'm talking about. :)

5205439

I...hadn't known they actually DID that. But it makes sense.

5204746

"So she goes back to the moisture farm, on Tatooine--d'you remember Tatooine?--and stands there watching the double sunset...with her faithful droid beside her...a couple of dead people behind her...and--you're right back where you started TWENTY HOURS AGO!"

--Not (quite) Dame Anna Russell

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"PHILLIPE WHY THE HELL YOU LETTIN' THOSE DAMN SNAILS CRAWL ALL OVER MY DR. DRE'S?"









I miss Achewood.

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