Happy Val-Er, Hearts and Hooves Day! · 3:48am Feb 15th, 2020
To those of you currently celebrating the Holiday of Love with your special someponies, enjoy the festivities and your significant others, with as much fun as you can. As for the rest of us that aren't so keen on the holiday....hi. As you've probably picked up on in my quasi-snarky tone, I'm...not particularly fond of this day. It's not that I hate it. It's just that I simply don't care. If you like or love it, great, more power to you. The only thing I get out of it is chocolate. Ah, chocolate, you bad, bad girl. My one true love. You'd never abandon me...
Ahem, anywhoo…
Romance writers, clopfic writers, those that write both, enjoy this day and I look forward to reading each and every one of your stories...just not the super weird stuff. Hey, I'm a warm-blooded male like 50% of you on this site. Doesn't mean that I'm a sexual deviant or anything. Where was I? Oh, right. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day to all and to a good day. 
Happy Hearts and Hooves to you to! Also known as Singles Shaming Day.
(What? Me, lonely? Nuuu! I'm totally okay with never leaving the house--! *hides behind couch cushions*)
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